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My name`s R!CO

MYSTERYKO = Mr. Rico... (say it slow, you'll catch on).

 OK, so Here's a realistic pic of me since yall think I'm fake cuz I got all those photoshop pics. Yeah, I'm a REAL person. Can't help it if I got damn good graphics skills...lol...& no (for the last time) that's not my son, it's my little adopted brother. I wish he was my son but I have no kids, sorry. I swear ladies keep tryin' to force one on me. STOP DAT $#!T, I'll let you know when I'm ready, aight!

...Oh, & did I really hafta mention I'm a huge BEARS fan?

OK, It's HERE!!! For all you that demanded I show off my car... Yeah, I know it's been a while but yall still beggin' me to show this thing off, so here ya' go! This is the definition of a real Sports Car. Sorry I godda blur the plates. Don't want haters tryin' to locate & jack my @$$.

Feast your eyes on my Official BEARS Fan Vehicle!!!

Just godda show off the reflective sides... Just like cop cars, this boi really shines. Bling Bling!

WHO THA' HELL THREW A FOOTBALL & BUSTED MY...Oh, that's not real. I almost started lookin' for Jazmine Sullivan's @$$ cuz I knew she had somethin' to do with this.

Press the play button to view the interior of this car.

I'm postin' this for the haters that's mad cuz they ain't got what I got. No need to cry, simply go to that cool site and hook your car up! OK, so that's the only company I'll plug. Only cause I love their work.

TOP 10 THINGS I LIKE...

10. I love southern fried catfish. If you don't, give me your share, turn your head, shut ya' mouth & don't judge me. This may be a general photo but don't get it twisted, ya' boi can cook his @$$ off fa'sho!

09. OK, so I like Mickey Mouse. He kinda slipped to the bottom of my list cause when I use to work for Disney making special effects props for movies, that damn mouse was EVERYWHERE!!! It was cool at first but when he's printed on your check stubs it's like, c'mon man!

08. Collecting Bicentennial Quarters! Booooooy I can't wait for that white man with the British accent to pop up on QVC yappin' bout how rare this coin is. Once he say they're worth thousands each, I'm gonna hit up ebay FAST!!!

07. The View! OK, so I've godda do somethin' to get in touch with my Sista side. I love to think, do research, and solve issues a lot. As a man, it's easy to see things one way. This show makes me consider the female perspective ...& Sherri is just so damn fyne!

06. My lips are so damn perfect, they often hyptnotize tha' ladies. Not to appear arrogant but if you've heard all the compliments that I have about a pair of lips, you'd understand me. Ladies, you don't hafta boldly tell me, I know where you want me to put them, OK!

...I know this.

05. MICHAEL JACKSON... Why is he number 5? Well, maybe it's just me but I think on nearly every CD I've played, track 5 is always a hit. Since Mike is in the music industry, this is a creative way of calling him number one! R.I.P.

04. Collecting Hotwheels cars! I own well over 1000 & still adding. I've got so many, I don't have an updated official count but I'm sure it's close to 1,300 by now. These are the loose ones but the majority of my collection is packed away in their original packaging.

03. All the hand-held electronics gadgets in the world is not enough to satisfy me. I just can't get enough of anything small that does more than one thing. Anything considered the "Swiss army knife of..." I want it!

02. Sexy girls in boyshorts are to die for! OK, honestly, I thought nothing of women's undies till I saw these mini gifts from heaven. They were all just drawls to me. But damn, if you got a nice @$$, slip a pair of these on and I'll hafta apologize to you in court for temporary insanity & accidental rape. All I'm sayin' is, don't put these on if you're not ready for me to break you off.

01. Da' BEARS!!! Now, I could've added my family or God.  I could've even gave props to my mentor, mentioned my artistic talent or listed something as sweet as my significant other so yall can go, Awww... but yall can't relate to that stuff. ...Now back to the team of my choice! Jay Cutler, Devin Hester & the gang are just awesome! Win or lose, I love this team. The NFL would be boring without em'.

For all my PSP fans out there... Git @ Me cuz I got tons of tips & tricks on games plus stuff for your system that will make your PSP your best friend... like mine! Yeah that's my bad lil' brother playin'. He's only 10 & I got him hooked.

Check it out Leo! This was drawn for my birthday by my ex. I wish I could find my old phone & give you her number. You guys should hook up cause you have similiar shading styles!

Okay LaKat, don't get offended but I just couldn't help it. Your pic was great but it was missing something. I believe any artistic masterpiece is never complete if you have to squint or tilt your head thinking of the missing element.

Oh! How did I do this? It's magic!