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Colleges and Universities

Before you read any further I have been told by several women on the Planet my profile is too long. If you are allergic to reading or live your life through sound bytes please stop here. You cant complain about men being more communicative and then whine when we attempt to do so. I'm sure this initial statement will deter some of you but honesty if you are so adverse to reading a few paragraphs then its for the best.
Dammit now I've made it longer LOL

Instead of writing down my personal impressions of myself I thought it might be more advantageous to just answer questions you might ask if you were talking to me.

OK?

Let try it!

Questions you might want to know

Question 1: Darrell what do you look like?
Answer: 6'3 330 Black Hair and Brown Eyes. I am generally well groomed and though not a clothes horse I am always neat and coordinated. I admit I dress better for work than I do for everyday life but I won't bring fear to your face.

Question 2: Are you athletic?
Answer: Yea...Admittedly I am a big guy (former football player) but I can still chase you around the room.

FYI...It probably a lot more fun if you let me catch you. LOL

Question 3: Do you frequent Showers or Baths?
Answer: Yes! Everyday sometime twice and I use soap!

Question 4: Darrell do you have a job?
Answer: Yes my dear......I am gainfully self-employed.

(Probably should have been 1# question huh?) LOL

Question 5: Do you have all of your teeth?
Answer: YES! OK....all but one but its waaaaaaay in the back!

Question 6: Do you have any kids?
Answer: Yes! A incredible son! He is 17 years old and thinks he's the shiznet!
LOL That's my dude! Really Great Kid! I love spending time with him.

Question 7: Do you want more kids and secondly do you have a problem with woman that already has kids?
Answer: I would love more kids depending on the relationship. Yet I don't think its a question I would answer with certainty because who knows who I might meet. Maybe I'll meet a woman who is perfect for me but can't medically have kids. Would I give up a blessed relationship because she couldn't conceive? I don't think so. There are other options. As far as a woman having kids I have no qualms with that. I like big families

Question 8: Darrell are you crazy?
Answer: NO....To be honest that question doesn't really help you because if I was crazy I wouldn't tell you anyway.

Point of fact...Most crazy people don't know they are crazy. SO....That question is Moot

Questions 9: Can you cook?
Answer: Sweetie I will make you love me in the kitchen. I'm a southern boy. We start cooking at 5. Have any more questions just ask

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I have my own survey.

This survey is design to check for crazy!

You ready?

1. Have you ever been or are you currently in a mental institution?

2. Are all of your former lovers alive? And if not....Did you KILL them?

3. Do you think it should be legal to stick a guy in the eye with a fork if he gets caught cheating?

4. Are you a member of Man Hater's International? A group that seeks the destruction of all men! (Real Group! Can you believe that?)

5. Do you honestly think Sarah Palin was a good choice for a VP candidate?

And lastly a comment......

If you actually thought Sarah Palin was a good choice? You ARE Crazy!
Please understand I was only attempting to humor you. Do not allow the voices in your head to take control. You don't have to kill me!
Please continue to take your Meds and Relax

Stay Cool and Keep Smiling



NETWORK TIME OK STUFF ABOUT THE REAL ME

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Darrell Fisher (better know in corporate world as "THE AMAZING MR. MAJIX")

For the last 19 years I have worked as a corporate performer for over 157 companies in 45 states and 11 countries. Many of these companies are Fortune 500 companies such as. . .

Microsoft * IBM * Cisco Systems * 3com * SGI * Federal Express
General Electric * Boeing * EDS * Disney * Hewlett Packard
Polycom * Fujitsu * Sony *GTE * Ernst & Young * Compaq
Safeco * Donna Karen * AT&T * British Airways * Wal-Mart
Anheuser Busch * Hewlett Packard * UPS * Panasonic * Costco
Bank of America * Allstate * Alaska Air * Weyerhaeuser * NBA
Cox Communications * Nortel * Starbucks * Delta Air Lines * Kimberly-Clark
Seattle Seahawks * Minnesota Vikings * Hilton Hotels * PepsiCo
Masters FX * Universal Studio * ReMax * Exxon * St Jude Childrens Hospital

(Just to name a few)

Events ranging from Tradeshows, Corporate & Celebrity parties and meetings

Retreats & Team Building Workshops Several National Charities

Maximize your Meetings and Events Looking for a unique way to keep your meeting audience attentive? Searching for the after-dinner speaker who can balance corporate culture with theatrical flair and still deliver a powerful message?

Then, consider one of the funniest corporate performers you will ever see. Why suffer through another boring speaker when you can add a magical touch that will awaken your audience and leave them with an experience that they will long remember.

Imagine a reception with your guests laughing from illusions that happen right in front of their eyes. Think about a magical emcee highlighting each speakers talking points and reinforces them with magic through a long day of formal meetings.

All this, and more, is possible when you engage the magical and comedic talents of Darrell Fisher.

Bring a little Majix to your next event You can also email me at majix77@yahoo.com

Tradeshows...What can I do for you?

Goals of a tradeshow

Increase Traffic
Develop Qualified Leads
Deliver Message
Gain Maximum Exposure

What I provide is a proven way to increase traffic at your tradeshow booth. I do this by creating magical presentations that are customized for your specific product or service. Just imagine 40 or more potential clients surrounding your booth being entertain while at the same time given valuable information about your company.

Actually I have created several ideas on how I can help you make your booth at future tradeshows a success. I would love to talk to you about it.

Email me at majix77@yahoo.com