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** PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

FOR ALL the GUYS STOPPING BY.

I AM NOT GAY!

I CAN EAT SOUP!

I DON`T LIKE SHOW TUNES!

I HATE PINK!

I`M NOT INTO THE NORTH AMERICAN ALTERNATIVE LIFE-STYLE!

I AM DEFFINATLY NOT IN THE DOWN-LOW THING

I`VE NEVER BEEN TO JAIL! I DON`T PICK UP SOAP!

AND I CAN`T TOUCH MY TOES!

ERROL FLINN or BETTY DAVIS ARE NOT MY FAVORITE

ACTORS GET THE PICTURE???

I LOVE WOMEN AND I ONLY WANT TO TALK TO WOMEN. 18 - 61 I DON`T CARE IF YOU BI, LESBIAN OR STRAIGHT FEMALE, I DON`T CARE...

(NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE CHANGES MY LOOK) IF YOU WAS EQUIPED WITH 2 BALLZ & A woody AT BIRTH YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED ON MY PAGE. I REFUSE TO BE A VICTOM ON JERRY SPRINGER. SOME OF THEM GUYS NEED A SLAP IN THE HEAD - HOW YOU NOT GONNA SEE THAT THAT'S A MAN TRYING TO FOOL PEOPLE SAYING THEY FEMALE...

Look -  I'm not hating on GAY people. I am just saying do what you do, just don't try to fool people.

You would think the MASCULINE name of "MAXWELL" would suggest this fact.

I AM A GUY! YOU KNOW, With 2 Balls.

I don`t like sword fighting. A Jamican GUY! We don`t get down like that!

So PLEASE DON`T BRING THAT SLACKNESS TO MY DOOR STEPS.

THANKS FOR YOU CO-OPERATION I SAID IT NICELY...

fags be gone!!!

Patrick Barrington Brown III

Being single

Surely, not everyone on BP is single?

It's hard to believe the amount of single people her eon BP. Is it that no one wants to commit or are we all playing games with each other? Lately, that's all the profiles I've come across states. "single" Is it a quality that we're all not finding?

Some of the people on here are blatant about what they are looking for. Others hide behind the moniker or "I'm not looking for a relationshion or booty call or a hook-up or whatever. Most are hidden behind bad grammer so it makes it even harder to make out what you're actually saying.

Me? I am truly addicted to this place - here and facebook

BTW - If you decide to be bold and reply to this comment of mine, make sure I can read it.

The does not = tha or da or what ever. And the 3 being used as a backwards E is not cute. My little son write like that because he doesn't know better. And frankly, if you talk like that, we have nothing in common. That means you still in grade school or something like that. And I don't want what happened to R Kelly, happen to me.

Feel me??

Oh, I almost forgot -

Gay dudes be gone.

And to the men trying to be women trying to fool men:

if you had testicles at birth, you don't belong on this page

Let s face it.

We ALL on here looking for something. These pages that have involved/partner on the side means nothing. There s something wrong going on in the relationship that they are shopping around. It could be just to see what else is out there, attention or complements on their pages. It s always something. For myself, I have an addiction to BP so you can say I m looking for a fix. Well y all do what you came here to do. Just think of the other person in y all s relationship...

GOD

I was reading a few pages and they had a word in bold ~ GOD ~ . let me bounce something off you. now me being a free thinker - was brain washed - well, conditioned for years when it came to organized religion.

That being said ~ I don`t think GOD is what we make him/her out to be. I've bounced these questions off 10 different religious people and they came back with 10 different answers. all in all, these refuse to see my point.

it almost came to blows with a Muslim kat b/c I suggested that the answers to everything is among the stars,...

don`t get me wrong - I ve heard the `bible stories and I believe them to a point. - I believe the bible is a guideline on how to live life - I believe that Jesus walked the earth - I also believe that GOD is an alien... case in point - "in the beginning, GOD created the heaven and earth"

A. if he built it, he/she`s not from here.

B. if he did all this, where`s the picture? who had the camera?

Take primitive man to this point in time and ask him to explain what he sees (things we take for granted) did you know that for 900 years it was a crime for common man to own a bible?

- read the book of Revilations and from what the guy was describing can only be seen from the sky - one person told me no, no, no, he`s talking about nations of the earth. -

what if the nazi & Hitler had actually won the war, wouldn`t we be speaking Japanese or German?

Now let`s apply that idea on a grander scale: what if GOD and the devil had actually had a war but the devil was actually the good guy but he lost. then what?? but I m interested in your response...

Patrick Barrington Brown III

FRAME MY WORDS (to someone very special to me)

LooKING FOR YOU

(to Mahogany Amour)

I came here tonite looking for you.

Hoping to meet my match so I can scratch your itch in the small of your back.

Hoping to rub your feet as you tell me about your day.

Wanting to scoop you up off your feet caveman style.

Taking you to our private playground and playing those games we do.

Like tender caresses or the you re the only one for me stare.

Playing the who can get undressed who quicker game

Hoping to play speed bag with my tongue on you nipples at different speeds fast then slow then fast and slow again

Sucking softthen hard then soft again.

Wanting to taste your lips, is it cherry or strawberry, cherry or strawberry

It gots to be cherry.

Longing to trace you body with my tongue Your neck, your back, your navel, your inner thighs.

You grabbing me by the handle and learningto drive stick

Me tasting you cream as you arch your back

You having the handle at your attention as you kiss it at the same time

Hoping to slowly slide him in and gathering up speed And working as long as it takes all night if possible to achieve spent feeling

You know the feeling you get after you run a marathon

The me holding you, the you holding me, the after glow

The let s do it again then fall asleep as we are

But you not here

So I ll be back tomorrow night Looking for you...

Patrick Barrington Brown III

Copyright 2005 by Patrick Barrington Brown III. Unauthorized use or plagiarism of any kind is forbidden

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