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About me: as at least one of the following: This basically means all ladies because everyone`s beautiful to somebody, and ur all beautiful to me What`s da Bidness, U've managed to stumble into My...uhh Space. To describe myself, as u can see I`m brown skinned, I stand at a respectable 6'1 and . I like dark colors (Black), Sharp objects (Blades), and Scary movies (Holloween), but despite what I just stated I'm really a chill person to be around (At least I think so...). I've been told I'm funny, but I guess that's because most people usually perceive my observations of the "%#&@$!ed Up" parts of life as comical (I could go on and on), but on another note, I'm on here to meet people (I like to talk). In my spare time (Which isn't that often) I'm usually with my family or at work, I don't smoke, but I do drink occasionally, and I don't experiment with any mind altering hallucinogens (Drugs), because I'm crazy enough already! So if U'd like to get to know me, then by all means drop me a line, and I'll always reply back, no matter what u say (There isn't to much I haven't read) but with all that aside come on in, take ur shoes off, hell take it all off, we're all adults here (Un Huh) and enjoy My....uhh... pageI spend an ample portion of my time keepin it in order for U at me Go to ImageShack to Create your own Slideshow Things That Make Me Smile Alicia Keys Women ( Tall, Short, Fat, Skinny, Light, Dark,....) Weapons ( Guns, Knives, Bats, Rocks, Pencils, Forks, Shoe Strings, or anything else that could be used to cause injury ) Violence ( Sometimes talking isn?t enough to get my point across ) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ( I`m a Fanatic ) Efficiency (Look it up) PS2 ( Playstation 2 ) Talented Whip Artists Pizza ( It?s so Efficient ) Scary Movies Pastries ( Cup Cakes, Honey Bunz, Muffins, .... ) Sentence Enhancers ( %#&@$!, %#&@$!, %#&@$!, Ass ) Head Rubs The Female Orgasm ( The Greatest Sound in the World ) Giving Buttafingers ( And I?m not talkin about the candy bar ) Sexual healin ( Screwin, %#&@$!in, Havin Relations, Horizontal Mambo, Layin Pipe, Bumpin Uglies, or Whateva da %#&@$! u want to call it .....) Government Stuck-up Females Boredom (When i get bored, things get broken) Quiet Sex (wink, wink) Daylight Savings Time Jell-O (There's no more room for it ) The Phrase "Same Difference" Girls that don't Give Head ( I'm very disappointed in U ) Niggas who wear pink ( Refer to lame %#&@$! niggas ) Interest Rates ( 0% APR my %#&@$! ) Xbox ( It's PS2 on this side ) Trial Periods High Fashion Stankin Ass People Anything Banana Flavored (Besides Bananas Of Course) Condoms that are too small ( wink, wink ) Coco Cola / Pepsi ( It's the same damn thing ppl, open ur eyes ) Dead Beat Dads Censorship Diamonds ( They're just shiny rocks ) Parents that can't control their kids ( Whoop that lil bastard ) Rappers who only talk about being rich then call me a hater cause I'm not Stupid People ( As harsh as it may sound ) Care Bears ( That happy %#&@$!) Fake People ( Be urself it's easier than u think ) Metal Detectors (Refer to weapons) Smoking Late Fees Credit Checks ( Cause my %#&@$! is all %#&@$!ed up ) Infomercials Syndication (Look it up) When girls don't talk to me cause they think I'm a thug, when I'm really just a hood nigga Authority Figures (Cops, Po's, Judges) The Unnecessary ( It's so inefficient ) When I say WHASSUP to somebody, and they don't say anything back, and I don't know if it's because they didn't hear me say WHASSUP, or that they just don't want to speak to me, and I can't just say WHASSUP again, cause if they did hear me and just don't want to say WHASSUP back, and I end up sayin WHASSUP to them again, then now I look like the Lame %#&@$! nigga that went out of his way to say WHASSUP twice just to get dissed, but if in fact they didn't hear me say WHASSUP, and I don't say WHASSUP again, then now I look like the %#&@$! that didn't want to say WHASSUP in the first place, and that's %#&@$!ed up This list only gets longer... |
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