Believe it or not, this blackplanet thing is supposed to be about networking, and entertainment. So take a minute to read my page... ITS FUKKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!<?/>
About me... I live at home(not with my parents), I work at a job, and I enjoy doing stuff. I'm starting to notice people are taking this blackplanet thing to an unheard of level. To me, its just... Blackplanet? If there is anything, and I mean anything, you would like to know about me, you should just ask, and if Im feelin up to the challenge of typing I'll tell you. Humor is a must with me, so if you are not down with laughing and just having a good ole time, then maybe you should try Centrum Silver. Okay, I think that I am just going to fill my page with absolute ridiculousness now, so sit back, putcha bifocals on, and enjoy yourself.
This is a Poem that's so funny to me:
I massagethe thighs of mother nature, tickling time`s ribs as I plant my seeds into the foundation of wolf mucus. Is beauty really in the eye of the beholder? Trying to meet my quota While sippin Coca Cola with Jedi Master Yoda in a Toyota Corolla I run back and forth beyond the fury of the applesauce wrinkle desperately trying to find myself within the vortex of the happy anus I laugh and lean forward, like Fat Joe in reverse, before I disperse the need for ruining the ancient ham..Oh that great ham Damn, I foresee the foreskin of tomorrow`s past, while relaxing in the burrows of a Fruit Roll Up`s shadow While casting images underneath dehydrated shelves In the basement`s where I dwell, follow the sea shells "What the hell is that smell?" I yell, while fondling Santa`s Elves I wipe my brow with dead sea scrolls Dead sea scrolls posing as McDonald napkins as I dip a Chicken McNugget into the blood of my ancestors Inhale the true entity, while sippin on Henessy, as I rape a bag of Ramen Noodles and take it`s virginity I am the sadness that overcomes the zealous boundaries of Captain Crunch`s obsession with sexin midget mexicans And wrestling with pregnant pelicans I am...the light!
Now for some very insightful quotes...
-READ A BOOK NIGGUH!!!! READ A BOOK NIGGUH!!!
-It's a fact, fat people love cake!
-Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all of it's pupils.
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-Son, if you really wantsomething in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
-What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
-When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Einstein
-He who laughs last didn't get it.
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