(MrTherapist steps up to the mic) tap tap tap (blows into mic) whuooooo whuoooo (loud high pitched whistling noise) "Testing 1 2 3 " (clears his throat)"Ahem Is this thing on?"
"Ok, up until now I was reluctant to say much on this page, but due to a reaccuring issue I feel that I must say something now. NOW HERE THIS if you are from Ghana, Guyana, Uganda, Tim-buck-two, or anywhere else in Africa, STOP, DON'T, DO NOT attempt to IM me or chat me I don't have the word "Sucker" printed on my forehead. I am not going to marry you so you can come to this country and bring your whole family with you. I am not the one that needs to hear your sob story about why you're in Africa and how you're looking for a good man like me, since you really don't know me. That's a therapy that I don't offer Lawdhammercy!!!! This concludes my public service announcement!" (drops da mic and walks away)
Now for all of my normal, drama-free, legal citizen, beautiful black women here in THIS country (atleast 40 years of age), please ignore the previous statements and forgive my tirade! Feel free to holla, drop me a line, or just say "heeeey." (LOL) I just couldn't stand the B.S. anymore. Ok, I'm alright now (Takes a deep breath) "Woooo Saaaa!"
