Mr_Upgrade

RIP Prince Markie Dee of the Fat Boys

If you had/have a business, would you hire you?

There are two types of people in this world: those who stay home to relax and those who go out to relax.

There needs to be an additional day of the week right between Saturday and Sunday

Imma be honest with you, I want to do romantic things but I don’t know how to be romantic.

Some of y’all will pay $50 to $60 for a bottle of liquor but won’t buy a good phone charger.

When you tell people you don’t drink, why is it the first thing they do is start offering drinks?

Good morning MFs (My Friends).