Your Birthdate: December 3 |
Being born on the 3rd day of the month is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life.
The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental.
There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, "couldn`t care less" attitude.
You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression.
Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing.
You are energetic and always a good conversationalist.
You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters.
You are affectionate and loving, but sometimes too sensitive.
You are subject to rapid ups and downs. |
LADIES I DON`T GIVE A FUKK HOW BAD YOU ARE. HOW SEXY YOU THINK YOU ARE. STOP SEND ME SHYT. NO WOMEN ONLY MEN. So girls don`t start No Internet Bullshyt. If you have problems don`t talk to me.
If you visit my page say hey, or leave a message or something. And ladies I AM NOT GAY AT ALL I HAVE a MAN AND IS VERY HAPPY WITH THE PACKAGE THAT HE GETS FROM ME. SO STOP COMMING TO SEE ME.
Your Heart is Red
What Coloris Your Heart? broughtto you by Quizilla IF YOUR FEMALE TAKE YOUR HAPPY GAY A$$ AWAY FROM ME & MY HAPPY A$$ PAGE
Under 18 NOT NOT NOT PERMITED
Read this page the shyt I say my help you.
No I won`t be making my page better it`s hot already you here ain`t you. So if don`t like it you can ki$$ my azz. And ROLL THA FUKK OUT NOW.
I made a Quiz for you!
Take my Quiz! and then
Check out the Scoreboard! 
STRICTY D!CKLY NO PUCCIE.
MALES WITH REAL MALES PARTS NOT A FE FE WITH A DE DE LIKE I SAID YOU DON`T LIKE IT SUCK ME OFF
HELL NO IS MY PAGE UNDER CONSTUCK
I`m 5`2, Coco tone skin, Long black hair, Brown eyes, Pouty Lips, White Teeth, Thick with Nice hips, No Children. Also I`m 18
I have 2 sisters one 25 & one 30
I`m the baby girl.
You Know You`re From Philadelphia When... |
You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.
You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".
You hate the Redskins
You hate Dallas.
You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice".
You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members.
You know how to spell Schuylkill.
You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME".
You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain.
You find youself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they have cheese steaks?"
You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.
You can`t eat french fries without Cheese Whiz.
You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies".
You don`t think Wawa sounds funny.
You snub a cheese steak that isn`t on an Amoroso roll.
Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block.
You know who Jim O`Brien is and how he died.
You can`t imagine lunch without a Tastycake.
You`re still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.
A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is better than going to an island (there`s more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.)
You know where to find the Rocky statue.
You know that only tourists go to Geno`s, Pat`s and Jim`s for authentic cheese steaks.
You only go if you`re drunk and it`s 3:00 a.m.
You can make a cheese steak and you`ve never been taught
You`ve never been to the Liberty Bell, or the only time you were there was on a class trip in third grade.
You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is
You will buy a pretzel from anyone, anywhere without even thinking of where it was - or where his hands have been.
You can`t imagine a breakfast without scrapple.
You don`t know what a sub is, but you think they are trying to describe an imitation HOAGIE.
You aren`t a bandwagon Sixers fanA?you loved them when they sucked, and before they had A.I.
You go to The Gallery or South Street in the summer time just to chill.
You have the pizza place on speed dial.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Philadelphia.
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THANX FOR COMING DO VIST AGAIN
HAVE A NICE DAY. Or go FUKK yourself if you don`t like it.
ASHLEY A.K.A BROWNIE
Ms_IceCream1on1
HOLLA AT ME LATA
How long can you hold it?
HoldTheButton.com With what my ex says is a:
Porter House Steak AZZ
What in the HE!! is that?
It`s like hers best Beleave
If you a chick and you need some takeyo a$$ to one of the males on my friends list cause these sexy a$$ lipz ain`t touching yours ether of them.
If your a Dude and just try`in to Fukk then roll out now cause my
Satus: I`m Single friends but best friends may apply. But do remember I have one and she and I don`t plan on fukking.
Any of you Sick F**kers STOP SENDING ME NOTES
So stay yo %#&@$! A$$ out my face.
I am cute, and everyone loves me. I am a
best friend that no one takes the chance of
losing. I sometimes never hurt feelings and never have
my own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze for me and my baby boy. I'm
witty, and calm most of the time. I just keep
clear of backstabbers, and I stay worry free.
I am very perceptive and smart. I am clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. I am always learning and searching for understanding. Also thinking outside of the box on some real shyt.
I must be Bad AZZ H&ll You Here wit me and not wit your gurl. How bout that?
All my hott sh*t is brouht to you by:
You are Strawberry Daiquiri
What Kind of Drink Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
You Know You`re From New York City When... |
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can`t find Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You`ve considered stabbing someone justfor saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
You call an 8` x 10` plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer`s speaking.
You`re paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think itA?s a "steal."
You`ve been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
Youhaven`t seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans areheading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven`t heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
You take fashion seriously.
Being truly alone makes you nervous.
You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
You`ve gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.
Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.
You don`t notice sirens anymore.
You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani. Thanx for reading
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT STICK IT IT UP YOUR A$$
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