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mIster MuRPH Says...

I hate writing these damned things, because I never know what to say. I mean how do you talk about yourself without looking like a pompous a$$hole? I don't think it's entirely possible to NOT look like that so with no further adieu, here is the essential Mister Murph: I am, first and foremost, a father to my son. Everything I do, I do for him. I'm a music producer and graphic designer. I'm in a band called T Negative. I can play the Bass, Keyboards, and rainstick. LOL! I write poetry, songs and short stories. Those short stories usually have some sort of kinky sex scene. I am an avid watcher of cartoons. [adult swim] I take my digital camera EVERYWHERE I go. And use it liberally. I would take a bullet for anybody I call friend. I'm a technophiliac. I love having the latest and greatest technology, even if I don't really need it. I own two cars, both Nissan, both 240sx, One is 11 years old, one is 17 years old. This is by choice. I love black people, I can't stand n!ggas.

Music

If it's got a good beat, I can dig it. I am, however, have become sorely upset with the state of Hip-hop/Rap music. IMO, It's become even MORE disrespectful to women, children, and men. I didn't even think that was possible. it's also become very homo-erotic. For example: So, you're a man that loves "pu$$y", right? Why in the hell would you EVER make a song saying some dumb sh!t like "Fvck a hoe..." or EVER tell another man to "suck your dick?" Rap is becoming ghey. (no offense intended to all my gay friends) They wanna be all homophobic but in the same verse, they say "fvck a hoe", then immediately tell another man to "suck they dick"... Dude, that sh!t ain't cool... It ain't cool at all... Think about it... Money over b!tches? Are you stupid? I'd rather be broke with a honey than rich and beating my meat. This foolishness has GOT to stop. We are poisoning our entire race. I don't care what anybody says, I DO NOT want the Ying-Yang Twins representing my race.

----------------------| Murph Loves THINGS |----------------------

I am interested in creating music, writing, hanging out with my completely insane friends, eating good food and by good, I mean naked, and by food, I mean women.

I relish in a good dirty joke and can dish some out myself. I am interested in people that are interesting.

I like to work on my car, especially when it's not something that I HAVE to do, if you catch my drift.

I like to read. I'm currently reading Beowulf. Great fvckin story, that.

I like getting people out of a jam, because I'm really good at that for some reason.

I like toast... with everything. Cereal, steaks, toast. Toast goes good with EVERYTHING. Ya heard me?

I like taking road trips with people that don't fall a-fvckin-sleep. I mean if you're going to be driving with me for 6-10 hours, then at least make it fun. Sleep is not allowed unless you're at home in YOUR bed.

I like sleeping. I like sleeping a lot. I could sleep for hours and sometimes I do.

I like going to the club and making new business contacts, I put this because it seems like every time I go to a place for drinking and having fun, I make some sorta friend that can help me in my quest to rule the world.

I like taking cruises... I've only been on one, but rest assure your monkey a$$ this; I'll be taking more.

I like making a dollar out of fifteen cents, I like graphic design, as long as I'm not FORCED to do it. I was forced to do it for 13 years, that period is over.

I'm interested in McDonalds dollar menu. Where else can you get a full hamburger meal foe 3 bux? Wendy's, that's where.. I'm interested in Wendy's dollar menu too.. Fvck it! I'm interested in ANY place that there's a dollar menu. Cause them sh!t's rock.

I'm interested in using improper english around people because I like to see when they are going to either laugh at my twisted humor or at least correct me. For GOD'S sake people, grow a set, will ya?

I'm interested in nurturing my son's new found love of violins. He wants to learn, so I'm getting him one.

I'm interested in any movie that's made from a comic book. I know they aren't all good, but sh!t, I've been waiting for a long time to see them do something like this.

I'm interested in collecting DVDs. I own hundreds already. You know what? this sh!t is pointless, I could ramble on for days about the sh!t I'm interested in.

If you know me, then you know me. If you don't how about you drop me a line witha question, in english, preferably like you have taken and retained a couple English lessons from atleast the 3rd grade.

----------------------| Murph Loves MUSIC |----------------------

I won't list groups here, because that sh!t is stupid. I'll instead list genres. cause that's MUCH easier and you can look up your own fun musicians.

I like: Bounce,Hip-Hop, Acid Jazz, Down tempo, Drum &; Bass, Garage, Soul, Funk, Latin, Fusion, New Age, Classic Jazz, R&;B, Rock, Punk, Heavy Metal, House, Folk, Rap, Experimental, New Wave, Old Wave, Grunge, Easy Listening, Gospel, Pop, Classical, Symphony, Bounce, Country, Western, Emo, Electronica, Vocal, Zydeco, 2-step, Second-Line, And so on and so on and so on....