MzHoneey Its about to be Valentines Day and I have no Honey. : ( That really sucks! - February 11 add/view comments (0)

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Hello everyone! Welcome to my spot on the Planet. Feel free to explore and before you leave, stroke my G-spot. I am open to meeting new and exciting people such as yourself. Here`s a little about me: I`m a beautiful multi-racial voluptuous woman. I'm a lady in all things and so so grown up, I have no time, patience or tolerance for immaturity, stupidity or arrogance.

I`m about 5`8,honey-amber complexioned, (hence the name!), medium brown eyes and jet black hair. I am 35 now, and you know they say with age comes wisdom, and guess what? "They" sure as hell weren`t lieing!! I embody all of the qualities of a "real" woman. What defines a real woman you ask? Well read on my friends, you`ll soon find out. I am openminded & understanding, but still opinionated; I am patient and sometimes passive, but can be as aggressive as a bull if provoked or challenged; I am beautiful, but still I have my rough looking days; I am feminine and gentle, but can be as willful and hard as the next man. But the real mark of a woman, is one who can stand in the realm of adversity and still carry herself with grace, dignity, and poise. A real woman looks at the world through eyes of love, but with a realistic sight.

Women can I give you a little something to help you out? Girl get out of that club and get into the kitchen and cook that man a meal! Rub his back and legs for him after work sometimes, (but don`t be no fool, make sure you get as well as give!) Go a little easy on his pocket every now and then, you don`t really need that new FENDI spybag that all the celebrities are carrying right now, (But it is the thing isn`t it!?)Oh, and please talk to him, not AT him! If you don`t know what that means, then I`m sorry I can`t help you! What I'm simply trying to say is be a helpmate, not a hinderance. (Ask mama what it is baby) Now as for me, I am down for my man, to please and spoil him, to cook his food, make sure he looks good when he steps out our door, bear his children, to stand by his side and have his back when needed, to offer my support, advice and helping hand, even a shoulder to cry on, but I do know when to step aside and let my man BE a man; I am always his "lady" in public, but I`m his everything behind closed doors; I`m his best friend, lover, companion, homie, wife, mother of his children, keeper of his name, uplifter of his spirits, I am indeed his everything. (No one is perfect, but I`m making my way to pretty damn close!)



The things I like to do have changed over the years, music and reading are my first loves, I like to go to movies, concerts, plays,(I love me some Tyler Perry), cultural festivals, amusement parks, dining out, comedy shows (#1 spot, The Improv!!) I have an extensive collection of books, all kinds,whatever I find interesting enough to read. The better part of my collection is historical romance and my favorite author is Stephanie Laurens. My tastes have changed over the years as well. I take a more natural approach to life now. I`ve never really worn fake nails and such, and I have changed my eating habits to no red meat, mostly only seafood (which is my absolute favorite)and some chicken. My idea of a perfect evening is cuddling on the chaise with my significant other (when i find him), a glass of merlot, listening to some smooth soulful contemporary R & B, or jazzy urban hits and reading to him to the soft glow of scented candles. I like to travel to exotic islands (even though hurricane season has kind of slowed that up some!), and to big cities. Basically, I love just living life to the fullest, I want to go everywhere that I can and do everything that I can do, you only live once, why not enjoy the time that you are here. I might try anything once, well, almost anything, the other things I`ll watch you try them, like bunjee jumping, skydiving, scuba diving, etc...!



Now for those brothers, who think they can step to this lady with their game being a little warped, or with any games at all, STOP right where you are! I only, have one thing to say, well maybe two things, You are too damn old to be acting childish, and if you are acting childish then why the hell are you writing to me anyways?!? Stay in a childs place. If whatever you have to say would offend your mama, then it will most likely offend me, keep it to yourself, or be swiftly dealt with, dismissed or ignored. I`m a lady, handle yourself accordingly!



If you feel that you are in accordance with all of the above, or you just want to get to know me better, or you just want to have some intellectually simulating conversation,(I said intelectually, not sexually... at least not at first, lol) I can also be reached at ladylanaethomas@yahoo.com or on Yahoo Messenger, under the ladylanaethomas. Let this woman know what`s on your mind.

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