First and foremost Id like to give an enormous congratulations on
finding such a gifted and talented individual (me),fully capable of
friendship without attempting the "jump-in-ya pants dance"
****disclaimer****
The aformentioned statement disincludes the highly intelligent and
or the extremely witty,Lisa raye and Lisa Raye look-a-likes. =)
stop hatiin ma SHE REALLY IS "ALL THAT" LOL
Be very clear VERY clear about the next statement----)>> Im
not here to find princess charming,im not here to jump through
hoops for that furry kitten in ya pants as far as im concerned it
doesnt exist cuz the market has been flooded in the coochie
department,it bores me.So keep your sly, sexual comments to
yourself,unless of course we both naked and in the same room THEN
AND ONLY THEN CAN YOU SPEAK OF SEX..Otherwise save it for the 5
million men on this BP THING that would love to cyber-Phuck your
horny little brains out.So in short,Im not here for anything that
may metamorphisize you into a half-witted drama junkie on my
behalf.So to all you lonely broads overflowing with stalker
potential,make like Eminem and Lose yourself.Thanks.
My likes (in no particular order)
anyone who could string together a complete sentence without
stumbling over thier own vanity or insecurities
soul food
Jill Scott-Ive never seen beauty manifested so flawlessly
True hip hop-Talib kweli,Mos Def,Little brother,Nas,Papoose,Little
brother,Slum village (elzhi) anything thought provoking...oh and
me...Im NICE.nuff said.
Books-Donald Goines,Sidney sheldon,even a lil Zane,Bill Maher.
orange-The color and the fruit lol theyre both equally
appealing
A woman who knows the intricasies of making a man FEEL like a
Man,ladies were human too ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU,HUMANS ARE
EMOTIONAL,you arent the only ones that have them.
Fetuccini alfredo--Oh my lord I Think olive garden has Orgasms
bottled in salt shakers and sprinkle SOME INTO MY FOOD EACH TIME I
GO...THATS WHY I TIP EM SO WELL lmao
full lips-gabriel union..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm
lack of Inhibitions
knowleddge of self-i can learn you if you dont know yourself
buddy
hitch%#&@$!ian films-pure genius
Laughter in excess
Samuel L jackson-a hitch%#&@$!ian film in the flesh
Angelina Jolie-oh lord those lips arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
My chemical romance-they dope period
My Payyyyyyyynis-i complain about my ego at times be he's the one
with the big head
**** My Dislikes ****
Ungrateful baffoons-this means you
SPOILED FEMALES-daddy raised you to be dependant,you should be
ashamed of yourself
FUNK (in the literal sense for all you jazz enthusiasts)
Lies
Belittlement
chicks who wear stilettos with everything!!! -thats just plain
tacky
armpit hair-thats just trifling ladies,TRIFILING
SHALLOWNESS-you superficial dweebs need to look deeper
CHICKS THAT SMOKE CIGARETTES
Chicks that wear too many beads at once, soundin like a walking
pool tounament
Laziness
High sidityness
If any of these qualities can be found in you or any of your close
friends go away.
I hope you got a kick outta my page but just know i meant every
syllable with my entire being so come correct and GET AT
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MAKE SURE YOU HIT THE GUESTBOOK ON THE WAY
OUT BE EAZY!!!!!!
YOU CAN REACH ME ANYTIME ON yahoo - yanewbestestfriend@yahoo.com
OH AND IM 5'7 So for all you women who like tall dudes you on the
wrong page..just keep in mind looking for clothes for a brotha that
5'7 is a hell of alot easier than lookin for a shiort for a nigga
6'5 OH And try catchin a quickie in the car with anigga who knees
is touchin the steerin wheel...LMAOO GOOD LUCK WIT THAT LEPRECHAUNS
RULE!!!! PWHAHAHHAHAHAH
