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A little about me...

I'm working on my flaws (which aren't many I might add) like starting to eat right (food is delicious), going to the gym (it really sucks, but I'm trying to get some... I mean find something meaningful, so I understand), that sort of thing. I am what most would call fat, chubby, rotund, plump, or swoll (en) but I prefer the phrase... "Hard to kidnap!" when describing my body type. My focus right now is to get my fine percentage up a few points. My advice to you - get at me now while I'm still short of perfection - before I'm too inaccessibly fine.

I am cute, super handsome, I'm talking adorable here folks. I'm that mysterious shiny glowing stuff in the suitcase on the movie "Pulp Fiction".

My favorite TV stations are the History, Science, and National Geographic Channels. Yes ladies I am a sexy nerd and I can solve for Y. But don't get it twisted I was raised in Oak Cliff, Texas and can call the police real fast. "911 what's your emergency?"

What are you looking for in a partner?
I think there is something beautiful about all women. I'm not looking for much, just the basics - D&D free (no really - get a check up), fairly attractive, neurotic over psychotic, some sex appeal which comes in many sizes and packages.

SIDEBAR: If children run from you, animals growl at you, and/or priest vomit at the sight of you - you're probably not my type.

You must be open to simple communication. Give me a little conversation beyond the mundane. It doesn't have to be too deep. You don't need to know what the political climate of Kazakhstan is like this year but at least be able to talk about SOMETHING, ANYTHING! I'll even take the latest gossip about Tiger Woods as long as we can add in the social ramifications

I'd just like to add...
Let's get something straight ladies:

I don't like flirts either. Don't ask me to be uber literate and all you send are winks phooey! I'm not into the bland notes either (flirts disguised as notes) unless of course you just want to give me some I mean find something meaningful.

I am financially stable. This means TO ME that I can take care of myself. It does not mean I have extra car note money for you. I am a gentleman - hence I can take you to dinner, buy you flowers, and even spring for a movie but I in no way will be chipping in on your utilities and rent/mortgage.

Now don't take this to mean I'm cheap or opposed to doing some cooperative economics if we reach that point - but in the mean time keep that self-centered financial growth to your self.

ADVICE: Take down the photos of your kids. This is a dating site. Yeah, yeah, I know you're a package deal but it's sort of creepy - there are perverts out here. Men on this site don't see your children's photos and go, "Wow, great kids, let's hook up!" If they do - be leery. WHITE LADIES: You don't have to show us that you're down for the cause by displaying your mixed babies - you're already on the site - we get it.

More to come... STAY TUNED!

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