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Hello I'm Malcolm I stay on the North side of Austin by way of Houston. I'm currently attending Austin Comunnity College here in Austin with asperations of attending University of Texas. What I like to do is have some fun and act a fool every once in a while. When it comes to the type of women I like, I honestly really don't know I just like to have good people around me who are themselves. I am a what you see is what see is what you get type of guy and don't except being force into anything I don't want to do, so if you think you can manipulate me sorry I have a no tolerance for that. It doesn't mean I'm close minded, because I do listen but just because It listen doesn't mean I will change my ideas it all depends on how I feel about it.




Favorites
Movie Scarface
TV Show The Daily Show
Comedian Dave Chappelle
Rapper Scarface
R&B Group Jodeci
Song Anything by Devin Da Dude
Cartoon Boondocks



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Likes
1 ME (Why not)

2 My Sports teams Rockets, Texans & Astros

3 My Friends

4 My Past (Makes me who I am today)

5 Money

6 Smart intelligent women (big turn on)

7 Women who can cook

8 Wrestling (Yes I?m still a Hulkamaniac)

9 My Heroes (Malcolm X, Muhammad Ali, Hakeem Olajuwon & Warren Moon)

10 My Family




Don't Likes
1 Liars

2 Fake people (be yourself)

3 Utah Jazz, Dallas Cowboys, Any former AFC Central teams CHI Cubs & STL Cardinals

4 Women who say their thick but they are more round (come on)

5 Women who stand up men (Whats your point)

6 Women who complaining saying they're isn?t any good men while running from one

7 Josh Howard (Is it just me or don't this dude have every girl number in the DFW area & yes I'm hating)

8 People who think they can control me (I will never be forced to do anything I dont wanna do)

9 Those in Government who are responsible for Katrina (More could have been done to help those poor people get out of town

10 Back & Toe Injuries what?s up with my Houston sports players





Things to know about me
1 My alias is Malcolm Little
2 I'm 6 ft tall
3 I'm no longer in the Air Force
4 I love my basketball
5 I love my wrestling
6 I watch a soap opera (General Hospital) there?s a thug on there
7 I am single
8 Football is my favorite sport
9 My favorite TV show is the Chappelle show (come back Dave)
10 My favorite color is red
11 The color I wear most is Blue
12 Favorite rapper is Scarface
13 Favorite movie is Scarface
14 My hero is Malcolm X
15 Another hero Muhammad Ali
16 I'm currently North Harris College
17 I have no kids
18 I want to be accepted for the way I am
19 I am the worlds greatest friend
20 I love My Texans (Even though they suck)
21 Boondocks trip me out
22 I go for women who aren?t scared of being themselves
23 Love Rap hate Hip Hop (there is differences)
24 I watch Family Guy
25 I stay in Houston




Rules of Houston
Body: Rules of Houston, H-Town, 3-rd Coast, Bayou City, The Dirty 3rd, or whatever
you wanna call it.

1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Hue-stun," not
"Ewe-stun", or "house-tun" Oh yea, it is pronounced "San Phil-ee-pay," not"San Phil-eep" (San Felipe). Enunciate, you idiots!

2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Houston has its own version of traffic rules...Hold on and pray. There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Houston. We all drive like that.

3. All directions start with, "Go down to Loop 610".... which has no beginning and no end. ( This is true...I'm convinced !)

4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic... a "Scenic Drive."

5. The morning rush hour is from 6:00AM to 10:00AM. The evening rush hour is from 3:00PM to 7:00PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.

6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one off the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going, to avoid getting into any cross-traffic's way.

7. Kuykendahl Road can ONLY be pronounced by a native Houstonian.

8. Construction on I-10, I-45, US 59 and Loop 610 is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.

9. All unexplained smells are explained by the phrases, "Oh, we must be in Pasadena!" or "God, I hate Baytown!" or "Mmm, smell that Texas City!"

10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.

11. All old ladies with blue hair in a pink Cadillac have total
right-of-way.

12. The minimum acceptable speed on Loop 610 is 85 mph. Anything less is considered downright sissy. In turn, the minimum speed on Westheimer is at least 45mph...

13. The wraught iron bars on the windows in east Houston are NOT ornamental.

14. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking, I'm reloading." In fact, don't honk at anyone.

15. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 mph in a 60 mph zone, people are not waving when they go by.

16. The Sam Houston Toll road is our daily version of NASCAR.

17. If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.

18. When in doubt, remember that all unmarked exits lead to Louisiana.

22. If you live in Katy and I live on the south side of Houston we'll never hang out.

23. The best thing about being drunk between 2-5 am is Whataburger and JACK N A BOX will serve both breakfest and normal menus.

24. You are always able to be pulled over by any police vehicle, even if you were just given a ticket.

25. You don't have to wait for an exit to get off a freeway, just follow the ruts in the grass to the feeder like everyone else. This is how Houston residents notify Texas Department of Transportation where exits should have been built.

26. Else-where, they are called frontage roads... Here in Houston, they are called FEEDER roads, so dont look stupid when we say "Exit the feeder road and use the loop-d-loop"






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my football team (DAT BOI AJ)


my basketball team (YAO & TMAC)

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