You`ll only kiss if the mood is right and if you think you are
falling in love.
Some may say you`re old fashioned, but when you kiss, you see
stars!
One kiss from you, and anyone will be hooked forever.
Daring. Dangerous. And oh so tasty.
You go crazy when you go south -
Ghetto Quiz
Let`s add up how totally ghetto fab you are:
1. You`ve ever used an album cover fora dustpan. (5 points)
2.If you`ve ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 + 5 extra points
if your house was the candy lady)
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3points
foreach)
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from
school.(2 points)
6.If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(5
points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid oneglass at a time because you got
tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5
points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go
seek, freeze tag, momma may I?, or red light/green light (2 points
each)
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he
rang a bell)
10. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (5
points)
11. If you`ve ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if
you got away)
12. If you`ve ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your
stove. (5 points +15 if you still do it)
13. The batteries in you remote control ever been held in by a
piece of tape. (5 points)
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point
each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English
Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge`.
15. You`ve ever used tussy. (5points)
16. You`ve never been to the dentist. (15 points.)
17. If you have afriend or family member whose nickname is one word
said twice:dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man,kay-kay, lee-lee,ree-ree,
ray-ray, nay-nay, junebug etc. (10 points) >
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)
19. You`ve ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2
points)
20. You add "ED" or "T"to the end of words already in the past
tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)(5
points)
> > 21. Youuse nem` to describe a certain group of >people
(for example Craig nem` or momma nem`)(5 points) >
22. You`ve ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your
flat. (5 points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by
sucking it. (10 points)
24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)
25. You`ve ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2
points)
26. You can`t hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (5
points)
27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points)
28. You don`t have your own place but your child hada leather coat
and a pair of Jordan`s. (15 points)
29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10
points)
30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)
0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs
51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat
76 - 150 points - Spent a little timein the projects, huh?
