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  • Member Since:

    November 02, 2007

  • Sex:

    Male

  • Age:

    34

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  • Location:

    Owings Mills, MD

  • Race:

    Black

  • Zodiac:

    Aries


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My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

YELLOW

You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.

Find out your color at QuizMeme.com!

Aries
You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.

You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.

Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com
sex survey!?!?!?!
what is your name? BEAR
what is your favorite color? BLUE/RED
Are you wearing this color to bed? YES
Are you a virgin? NO
Whats your favorite sex position? DOGGY
What turns you on at night? TOUCHING
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? YES
Have you had sex in tha past week? YES
Have you had sex in tha past month? YES
If so do you remember who it was? YES
What is better foreplay or sex? SEX
Have you ever gone down on someone and ,did they do you? ALL THE TIME
Have you ever been called a tease? NO
What is better is riding or getting rode? GETTING RODE
What is your hot spot? EARS
What is you best feature? WILLING TO PLEASE
Whats a trick you can do in bed? HEAD GAME
How mant positions have you been in? ALL
Have you ever been part of a threesome/would you be part of one? NO/YES
Where is the oddest place you have had sex? TRUCK HOOD
Where was the best place you had sex? LIVING ROOM FLOOR
Have you ever played with yourself? YES
What is your wildest sex fantasy? 2 GIRLS SUCKING
Were you honest in all your answers? YES
Would you take part 2 if you were asked? YES
Tell us YOUR answers to this survey! Click HERE!
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