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GIRLS vs. WOMEN
Girls worry about not being pretty or good enough for their man.
Women know that they are beautiful and good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize their man's time and are uncomfortable when he hangs with his friends.
Women realize that a little bit of space makes the time with her man even more special and will go out with her own friends.
Girls leave their schedule wide open and wait for a man to call and make plans.
Women make their own plans and nicely tell the man to get in where he fits in.
Girls want to take control of the man in their life.
Women know that if he's truly hers he doesn't require controlling.
Girls sit by the phone then check you for not calling them.
Women have an agenda and are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man on lock by using sex.
Women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to lock her down.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Women revel in it and use their time alone for personal growth.
Girls make you come.
Women make you come home.
Girls think a man crying is weak.
Women will offer their man her shoulder and a tissue.
Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Women know that it was just one man.
Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection.
Women know that sometimes the one you love doesn't always love you back and moves on.
Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Women will read this and smile because they know it's true.
Which one are you?
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE MATHEMATICS
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATHEMATICS
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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