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This lady I had been dating came over my house for dinner on a weekday. And I grilled some steak and lobster, with crab meat mac and cheese, some asparagus, and a cheesecake for dessert.

We sat down at the table, and she grabbed my hand and said, "Lets Pray", so i said "Why"??? And she said, "We always pray when you come to dinner at my house", So I looked at her and said, "Yeah but i can COOK" !!!! LOL MAN.....I'm starting to miss her!!! LOL

Things i think about......1. Why is it safe to eat the food in Mexico, but not safe to drink the water? Don't they use the same water to wash the food? 2. Since when did Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce enter the market, and why do i have 4 bottles of it? 3. Why do people have Road Rage, and break checks a Giant Truck that has a Dashcam, and gets hit? You not getting any insurance money???

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My co-worker asked me if i would like to go to lunch with her. I said sure but only if we can smash? She said "WHAT" in a loud voice. And i showed her the new Smash Potatoe Bowl at KFC! LOL

One of my biggest fears in life was doing something wrong that would cause me to meet " The Corn Bread Man"! There are just certain people in life you just don't want to meet! He is one of them! LOL

I take CBD gummies to control hip pain. And my friend told me to order from this company that products were way better and cheaper too! I SHOULD HAVE KNEW BETTER!!! I got the 25mg CBD Energy, and the CBD 25mg of the DEEP SLEEP gummies........ Now my question is......WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THAT DAM HIGH??? You need proof???? I ordered Chinese Food in mandarin. I don't even speak Chinese. The food was excellent, but my ticket was in Chinese spelling, and I ate with chops sticks! NOW THATS HIGH!!!

3 weeks ago, I met the World's Most Perfect Woman!!! We had 3 amazing dates. There was chemistry, flirting, unadulterated stimulating conversations. We met at the Cheese Cake Factory and had great dinner, and for all you haters, SHUT UP! Anyway, the night was perfect, we went back to my place and the LOVE WAS MADE!!!! I was emotionally, physically, and spiritually drained. She borrowed my soul for at least 2 hours. So, at 5:30 am she was shaking me telling me to get up, I was dead tired...........I finally awoke at my eyes were focusing, and she told me some words I never as a adult thought i would hear.... She said "I PEED IN THE BED"!!...................... So now I'm stuck in my head space, what's the next move?? I just bought this bed, now i got to clean up someone's pee in my new bed of ammonia smelling piss that's around 5 feet round. I also have to take her home after a hot shower. Can i look at her the same?? Could this be my future pissy wife? How do i move forward?

Things I think about...... 1. If I leave money in my clothes and wash them. Am I Money Laundering?? 2. My ex called me and said she thinks we should get back together and give it any shot. So, I said only if you stop child support, and she did. So, I changed my number! LOL (This is a joke, don't write me! LOL 3. If you sneeze and fart at the same time, why isn't it rewarded as 2 acts in one? LOL

Sometimes I'm really brilliant..... We can stop the war in Ukraine, if we just send John Wick 5 over there. We get another good movie, and he will kill all the Russian soldiers just by telling him they were the real ones that stole his car and killed his dog! LOL