GUYS DON`T FORGET TO HIT MY G-SPOT OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF!!!
By the by, if you want to chat hit me up/IM at queencara99@hotmail.com
FIRST OFF I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY "HI" TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT HAVE A PAGE ON
THE PLANET (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...).
MANY PEOPLE HIT ME UP AND ASK WHY DO I CALL MYSELF THE "QUEEN" AND THE ANSWER
IS SIMPLE. I WAS JUST BORN THAT WAY (DON`T HATE ON ME)
*GO TO THE MOVIES
*SHOP (WHEN I HAVE MONEY)
*CHILL WITH FRIENDS
*MEET BOYS (CAUSE I HAVE NOT MET A MAN IN A LONG TIME)
* I LIKE PEOPLE THAT CAN HOLD A NICE CONVERSATION
* I LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE A GOOD HEAD ON THEIR SHOULDERS
* I LIKE MEN WHO HAS GOALS AND DREAMS AND ARE DOING SOMETHING TO MAKE THEM COME TRUE
* I LIKE POEPLE THAT ARE TRUE TO THEMSELVES AND OTHERS
* I LIKE POEPLE WITH NO KIDS (PERFER)
*LIARS/MEN THAT FRONT LIKE THEY HAVE SO MUCH AND THEY HAVE SO LITTLE
*DIRTY PEOPLE
*LAZY PEOPLE
*BROKEMEN
I have a question to all of you men... Why aren't there enough men to really be men? What I mean by this is... most men/boys dont have their "stuff" all wrong. For example, how come a man thinks that he's entitled to EVERYTHING when he has nothing to offer besides drama and more drama. WELL I LIKE IT ALL. I TRY TO HAVE A OPEN MIND TO DIFFERENT THINGS BUT I LISTEN TO RAP,R&B,SOCA,OLDIES, AND MUCH MORE.
Hear are the top ten reasons that seperate men from little boys: What kind of man areyou?
#1 DON`T FAKE: One minute you`re all up my a**,kissing on me,
feeling on me, licking the part between my butt.It`s baby this,
and boo that, but as soon as your boys come around the corner, you
act likeI`m sweatin` you--Negro please! Who are uf*ckyn, me or
him???
#2 OUT W/ THE BOYZ: okay you don`t like your girl to be up under
you all the time, but when you`re out w/ the fellas, you expect us
to be sitting at home sothat when you come back you can get your
d*ck wet...oh no, ain`t happenin` captain! Best believe that when
you`re partying, so am I--as a matter of fact, look across the
room, ain`t that me freakin on that nigga??? Don`t ask for ab*tch
to be home, if you ain`t there with me!
#3 KNOW WE`REFAKIN`: Honestly,do you really think you`re that
good in bed, or anywhere elsefor that matter?? Sweetheart, women
fake; we fake often, and we fake (for those who are pros), very
well. Oh daddy! Harder baby! Ohhhh such and such! It`s in my
stomach...sound vaguely familiar? Don`t take it personal-it`s
business-would u rather nut or be mad?
#4 SMALL THINGS DO COUNT/MATTER: Stop thinking that the spider you
killed for us last week didn`t mean anything to us, it did- like we
wanted to get all those damn legs caught underneath our nails! When
it`s 40 below outside, and we pull into the gas station, and give
you that puppy dog look, we do appreciate the fact that you`re out
there freezing and inhaling shyt that will probably kill you
prematurely. However, you do the little sh*t on certain days such
as Valentine`s, Christmas, New Years, and Thanksgiving, and the
Anniversaries (one month, one year, one week, first kiss, you know)
and the only little thing that`s gonna matter then, is how little
you gonna be feeling when you don`t get no a**!
#5 IF YOU`RE A MAT, YOU`LL GET WALKED ON: Women only do as muchas
men let us do; therefore, if you act like youain`t got no balls,
we`ll kick youbetween your legs everytime. If you act like you`re
pu**ywhipped,you`ll get d*cked everytime. If you act like you
ain`tgot no backbone, we`ll break your backeverytime- nuff said.
Lesson to be learned here, be a man, have some balls, get a
spine!!!
#6 TAKE THE STICK OUTTA YOUR A**! Don`t be so uptight, damn! Y`all
say that we`re moody, don`t think so. One day you want us, next day
it`s f*ck us, two days later, it`s I`m sorry, and then by the
week-end you need your space again. Who has time for that? Once
again, be a man, have some balls,fallin love, and stop worrying
about what your boys gonna say about you spending more time with
your girl. M*thaf*ckas jus` jealous..secretly they`re wishing they
were spending time with your girl instead of you--don`t be a fool!
#7 YOU DON`T LIKE OUR FRIENDS, THEY DON`T LIKE YOU EITHER: why is
it that y`all never like our friends. She`s a bad influence; she`s
gonna try and make you talk to other niggas. Baby please, the bad
influence is me. I`m trying to get me to talk to other niggas-worry
about that, not who I hang around. They ain`t gonna never like you
anyway, cause you`ll never be good enough, financially,
emotionally, or sexually; long as we`re happy, f*ck em` all!
#8 F*CKIN` AIN`T EVERYTHING: Damn, can we act like the whiteys and
take a time out??? Why is it that we always gotta be at your beckon
call for sex?Please refer to #3. Then you have the nerve to say,
weneed to so that y`all don`t stray, HA! Go ahead and stray, let
that dumb broadwaste her time and energy moaning and groaning for
a d*ck that`s some sh*t. Hell, I`ll drive you there, call me when
you`re done--it`ll give me some quality time alone so I can satisfy
my damn self.
#9 THE 60`S ARE OVER: Look all youspoiled a**, mommas boyz...once
again, be a man, have some balls, get up off the couch playing
Nintendo,Play Station 1 and 2, and/or Sega, get a job, andhelp a
sista pay these damn bills, before you be calling Tyrone fromthe
corner store pay phone.
#10 STOP LISTENING TO YOUR BOYZ: It gets y`all everytime!!! You
gonna find yourself alone listening to the stupid advice both your
single and involved friends give you. "You don`t gotta listen to
her," "you gonna let her talk to youlike that?", "Shorty, I say
you take her in the back and handle your business"...once again,
PLEASE!!! Hell m*thaf*uckin`yeah he`s gonna let me talk tohim
like that if he`swants that $800 Avirex for his birthday. Hell
m*thaf*ckin yeah he gotta listen to me, unless you plan on letting
him sleep at your crib on the couch--doesn`t take a genius fellas,
warm bed with your sexy bun bun, or cold, hard sofa, listening to
your man get his man with the broad from down the street?
Fellas take it from a real women, we want real men, not little
boys!!!
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