(words from Mr CeeLo Green)
So many black men out here "trying" to be ni@@as,
keeping it real to the point that they "dying" to be ni@@as! When in actuality, the fact is, you ain't a ni@@a because you black, you a ni@@a 'cause how you ACT"
(YOU)
worry less bout what ppl think of you. all that matters is how YOU see & feel about YOUrself. b4 YOU go wasting YOUr time spoiling da next person, learn 2 treat YOUrself 2 something new, spoil YOUrself, love YOUrself, respect YOUrself. MAKE U #1
(introducing mr quietstorm305)
WHAT IT DO BP? Thanks 4 Stoppin' by 2 Check Out Ur Host & Main Man, QUIETSTORM305 AKA "He's Such An AZZHOLE" lol. Definitely wanna give a quick shout out 2 da wonderful ppl & different personalities dat I've come 2 know, had da pleasure of meeting & chat w/over da yrs. I appreciate da LOVE & know dat Ima always keep it FRESH, Ima keep WILD, Ima keep it FUN & w/o a doubt Im always gonna keep it SEXY Overall, My Page AINT 4 EVERYBODY, so if this ur 1st time coming thru, I hope u rtn. BUT if you dont, then oh well, "it is what it is" I'm NOT runnin a POPULARITY CONTEST & at da end of da day I dont care too much 4 friend invites. So unless u plan on keepin in touch or we been chattin on some cool shyt,yours might get DECLINED depending on the circumstance.
(Da Naked Hustle)
big shout out to my dawg DJ Naked Juice, Tomay(sexiest bartender in da world), Papa lloyd and all da wonderful ladies dat get it in at da MintLounge. And Since nobody else does Ima go head &shout out to all da lovely ladies that "twist and shake" Cocos, King of Diamonds, Strokers, Bomays, Gentlemans Club, Cheetas, i c u!
(lame excuse)
still trying 2 understand some of u ladies dat pretend 2 be gay...how is it that u claim this lesbian lifestyle but ur "boo" looks like, dress like & acts like a dude??? whats even funnier you all use da same lame excuse 4 why u switch teams..."I'm sick of being hurt by men" Oh cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it already
(aint it funny)
animal lovers are persecuting Michael Vick but aint none of them trippin on da men that wake up @ 4 in da morning, hunt defenseless animals, gut 'em out, stuff 'em and place 'em up on their wall as trophys.
(got me all wrong)
someone (my homegirl, Cricket, BIG UP babygyrl) had da nerve to call me a HOMEWRECKER..i said naw u got me all wrong baby, I like 2 consider myself an INTERIOR DECORATOR, hahahaha
(football season is here)
ok ladies, its dat time of yr when ur man/boo tends 2 forget u exist. Either his fav team is on the tube or theres a damn good game on. But no need 2 worry cuz ur homie, Quietstorm305 is gonna give u advice on how 2 get his attn. Go buy his favorite team/player jersey. After u take a shower, throw on some smell good/body lotion that he REALLY REALLY likes, rock da jersey w/nothin underneath....ok ok ok maybe some boyshorts, lol, walk pass the tv, act like u dropped something, turn around, slowwwwwwwwwwlybend over 2 pick it up & VUALA!!!!!! 1 thing 4 sure, football wont be on dat brothers mind! BUT if he trips then maybe, just maybe, he "playing 4 da other team" or its time to cancel his azz hahahah
WE INTERRUPT R SCHEDULED PROGRAM 2 BRING U THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: LADIES, I'm still confused as 2 why y'all misrepresent yourselves online (half naked pics, sexual content in ur personal msg) but then complain because of da notes u receive from da men on here....Duuuuuuuuuuuh! It starts w/you. When you start representing yourself as a WOMAN and not some jump off, maybe, just maybe men wouldnt come at you dat way..."I'M QUIETSTORM305 & I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE" OK NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM...
(are u serious???)
4 U clowns dat BELIEVE in da idea of da term "GAY THUG" in all honesty...how is GETTIN UR SHYT PUSHED BACK (literally) considered GANGSTA??? funny dat sum men feel a lil offended & actually send me notes tryin 2 justify "gay thug" umm... if u ol' DYCK IN DA BOOTIE AZZ NIGGAZ dont stop writin me.
(sound like a broken record)
y is it that ladies use the same 2 lines as an excuse for their single status "there aint no good men here" or "men aint shyt"? lol ok ummmm Rule #1: be more selective in da TYPE of men u date or allow 2get to know u Rule #2 just cuz he da 1st dude that try to holla doesnt mean u owe him anything Rule #3 learn how to seperate sex & love Rule #4 whatever happen to dating Rule #5 DONT PUT SHYT PASS NOBODY
(riddle me this)
Why do you ladies take relationship advice from your homegirl that she herself cant keep her own man in check???
(be careful what you ask for) 7/26
ladies, help me understand y u want a "thug" but then complain about da things ur man (who is a "thug") dont do... things that u want, like hold ur hands, cuddle, go 4 walks on da beach/park. U trip bout how he dont open doors for u, how he repeatedly disrespects u in front of da homies, blah blah blah...just in case u missed the email...Thugs dont do any of da GENTLEMAN things that ur lacking. Thats not their role...Duuuuuuuuuuh!!!! So Either love your THUG or shut da fuk up & quit all this cryin bout what ur man dont do & DO YORUSELF A FAVOR & UPGRADE YOUR STANDARDS
(From Boyz 2 Men)
Fellas, if ur over da age of 25 do yourselves a favor & leave the lil boy things behind...No more rockin DU-RAGS & pull ur jeans up??? Get out da ni@@a state of mind & get ur GROWN MAN ON. Be a MAN OF SUBSTANCE a MAN OF STANDARD most importantly, be a MAN
(Stuck On Stupid)
too many of yall are so IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF LOVE that u forget to LOVE YOURSELF and in turn GET HURT.....
(truth is)
REGARDLESS OF UR SHORTCOMINGS, FLAWS & ALL, GOD GOT UR BACK...U JUST GOTTA BELIEVE & KEEP ON PUSHIN' REMEMBER "LATE IN DA MIDNIGHT HOUR, GODS GONNA TURN IT AROUND..."
