WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ROMANNYC ( both positive and negative A-Z)
POSITIVES A) His reputation is expanding as fast as the universe B) police often question him, for advice C) His blood smells like cologne D) He lives vicariously through himself E) Years ago he built a city with lego ( now 600,000 people call that city home) F) His charm is contagious, doctors are determined to create a vacine for it. G) If he were to give you directions, you would never get lost, and you would arrive atleast 5 minutes early H) His reputation preceds him, the way lightning preceds thunder I) He speaks Russian fluently... in french J) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it will still get there K) His hands feel like a minks fur L) He avoids the public lime light after his flings with A list celebrities M) He has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room N) He is a lover not a fighter... but he is also a fighter so dont get any ideas O) He can disarm you with his looks or his hands, its up to you P) He leaves the tight pants for the ladies Q) He doesnt wear a watch, because he memorized the mayan calender R) When he goes to Madison Square Garden the Knicks win S) He can tame a lion pride with his flute T) Verbal bullets of hate do nothing to his armor of confidence U) He knows that there is a time and place for pick-up lines... the time is never ( you can decide the place on your own) V) Husbands offer their wifes to him, in exchange for the privledge of shaking his hand. W) He grows apples on a grape vine X) He can sing with his voice and his pecs W) He coined the phrase " you're gonna love me" Y) He's got a way about him, though we dont know what it is... we know we cant live with out him Z) He can turn water into wine and wine into a protien shake
NEGATIVES A) Everytime he swims, dolphins appear B) Alien abductors ask him to probe them C)He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it feels like D) His perfectly groomed goatee has more life experience than a lesser man's entire body E) He has amassed an incredibly large BLU RAY library, and as rumor has it, he has yet to alphabatize it. F) When it is raining it is because he is thinking about something sad. G) The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but meaasurable, way H) He once punched a magician I) His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards J)He taught his puppy to read his emails for him K) even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number L) he never said something taste like chicken... not even chicken M) his organ donation card card also lists his beard N) People hang on his every word... even when he doesnt speak O) He doesnt roller blade P) His obituary was full by age 12 Q) the after party always seems to follow him R) He once strangled a bear with his bare hands S) With just his two-step he can impregnate any and every woman on the dance floor T) He regularly audits the IRS U) His poker face can only be read by blind poker players V) He has beaten a suffed teddy bear at starring contest W) As a child his dog ate his homework, but he turned it in anyway. X) Not only do his plastic plants grow, they exhale oxygen Y) He is the only man to ever ace rorschach test Z) Where ever he is, he is who he is.
