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Colleges and Universities

Hello and thank you for stopping by my page to read some of the ranting I'm doing over here!  My name is Ron and I'm a proud member of the world's greatest Air Force!  I'm a very laid back, mellow, gentleman with a nice twist of comical sarcasm.  Want to know more?  Keep reading (And, grab a snack: this could take a while!)

Personal Description:

For my peoples that care about stuff like this (if you`re a dude, you don`t care), I`m about 5`9, brown skinned, not too dark, not too light, glasses (I tried contacts, they weren't for me!), and a nice smile. I`m not the cutest boy in the world, but, it`s people out there uglier than me, so, I`m not goin` to trip! "I`m a freak to the core/Get a dose once you gon` want some more": That`s me. I love to put it down in the bedroom for my woman. Whatever she needs me to do to get her in the mood...she`s got it (if she`s on my good side). Honestly though, nobody reads any of this bullsh*t. BP can be really boring. All most guys use it for is finding cut friends. I personally find that disrespectful but, that's me. So at this point in the game, it`s whatever. If you wanna talk to me, meet me, b*tch at me, or hate on me, send me a note and we`ll go from there...

20 Questions:

1. Are you really gonna read all of this?

2. Does anyone on BP really read all of anyone`s pages?

3. Why if you say somethin is shyt or say it ain`t shyt does it mean the same thing? (i.e. Your playstation skills (ain`t, are) shyt)

4. Why do women need a man with money if they "got their own"?

5. Golds and Dreds...what`s up with that?

6. Is every black generation gettin more and more stupid?

7. You either really interested or really bored to be reading this, right?

8. So which one is it?

9. Why do relationships with two ugly people usually work out?

10. Is it because two ugly people don`t know when their next time is gonna be so they work to keep it together and two fine people just don`t care cause they know they can find someone else?

11. Can you hear me now? (good)

12. Pepsi or Coke?

13. Here`s a good one (not related to question 12): Why?

14. If you could stop the end of the world by giving up yourself would you do it?

15. Are you feelin me?

16. What was the last book you read?

17. We`re really almost done with this list?

18. For the ladies: Thugs or Educated men with sense?

19. Why do I know that most women would answer that last question wrong thinking that they answered correctly?

20. Did you really read all of these questions and plan on responding?

Extra Credit: Did you know that "want" and "wont" are two different words? Why do so many people use them interchangably? Why do you say "No Pic, No Response" if your pic is hella small, hella blurry, or non-existent? You want friends only but still describe what you want in a significant other? Why are you on bp if you're so happily taken? What does "just friends" really mean? Do you have any questions?

Bonus points to people who answer at least 10 correctly...

I stay online so you can get to me with a note or on a IM:

AIM: MatrixKid777

Yahoo: reistarseven

Hotmail/MSN Messenger: ronbrown03@hotmail.com

YO...I'm so feelin this right here...

My Sincere Apology

Forgive me because I am not that thug brother I mean I could only be that good brother You know that compassionate lover To show that I loved ya Forgive me for not hitting you only hugging ya For kissing you and not shoving ya For holding you and not punching ya Forgive me for treating you as if you had class And for not treating you like trash Or throwing you through that glass Oh, did I mention for not putting my foot in your azz? I thought you were on that other %#&@$! when you said that I was too nice But I guess it is us good men who always have to pay price I`m sorry my mouth is not full of platinum and gold My feelings for you are not heartless and cold I have a bald fade instead of cornrows And I`m truly sorry that the bracelet I bought you Is not worth more than the ring you ex-boyfriend stole I apologize that I mostly wear ties and suits Instead of du-rags and boots I`m sorry that I try to keep the lights on Instead of worrying about how much ice I got on I apologize that I can`t bleed the block And run from cops I mean I would, by my time is consumed by this 9 to 5 job I got I apologize I don`t disown my kids and keep up with drama And I`m terribly sorry I don`t have four or five baby mamas I`m truly sorry that I don`t spend most of my time with my patnas playing sports And I wear 3-piece suits even though I don`t go to court I`m sorry my name is not caught up in the he said, she said, you heard it And that I don`t have guilty of criminal charges verdicts I`m trying to figure out what I`ve done for you not to like me Please forgive the fact that I`m not "all in the club spitting game in my white tee" I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me So please accept my sarcastic, I mean sincere apology

Written by Torrian Tucker

WTF?!  (My list of things that confuses me on BP)

So, I've been on her for a cool minute and I've seen and read some stuff on here that makes me laugh, shake my head, and just wonder wtf?!  If the shoe fits you, wear it.  If it don't, don't try it on!  In other words, this isn't meant to offend, but if it does...I'm probably right!

1.  What's wrong with being just black?  Everybody on here is always hollering about how they're mixed with any and everything.  Irish, Italian, some island derivative (hatian, dominican, jamaican), or (my personal favorite) native american!  Come on, peeps!  I've even seen people list three different ethnic backgrounds!  Don't parents and grandparents come in sets of twos and fours and not threes?  Beyond that, I'd like to think that just being black is pretty damn good!  And, kids, if you can't spit out a tribe name...you're not native american!  Let it go!

2.  What's up with those hella small pictures?  You know we can't see you!  You can't see you!  Adjust the camera and retake that shot, please!

3.  And, on the subject of pictures, I understand that in order to take a picture of yourself, you might have to use a mirror to do so.  Well, while you try to use Calculus and figure out the angle to actually get that picture to turn out right, for the love of God, please clean that friggin mirror!  There's a giant wet spot where your face is!

4.  For that matter, clean your whole damn room!  I find it hard to admire your appearance when all I see is dirty drawers all over your floor!

5.  Yeah, what's up with flickin off the camera?  Since when did that become the cool thing to do?  You think that makes you look hardcore?  Nah, you just look pissed off and stupid.  Stop doing that...

6. Fellas, I'm only gonna say this once: GET YOUR FREAKIN DICK OFF OF YOUR PAGE, PLEASE!!!  It's not cool, it's not sexy, it's quite messed up for the ladies, I'm sure.  What's worse is this: if you don't have a big wang then you've just let everyone know it.  If you do have a big wang, then you've probably tried to give it to every girl you can!  Not cool.  Seriously, that's a lose-lose situation...

7.  Ladies, I love sexy pictures as much as the next guy.  But, try to leave something to the imagination.  But, in the event that you're comfortable enough to not do so, please don't get pissy when you don't get the respect you think you're entitled to.  My policy is to respect people only as much as they're willing to respect themselves. 

8.  We didn't not come to bp to see your baby (little cousin, niece, nephew, homie, or whatever).  So why do you have just as many (if not more) pictures of them as you do of yourself?  I understand parental pride but, tone that down a bit, please? (This applies to pets as well!)

9.  To quote Chris Rock, "Take off that silly @$$ hat!"  (Or any other article of ugly clothing that you're wearing)

10.  One click notes: Need I say more?  Well, I will.  Are you honestly that lazy that you have to let the computer think up your responses and lines?  Just plug yourself into the Matrix and get it over with, Neo!

11.  Can I ask why some of you are so damn aggressive on your personal messages?  Do you realize that it's just the internet and not Camden, NJ?  You really don't have to be Superthug and bust out with the profanity with every other word.  Just so you know, BP censors this stuff.  So, what the average person reads when they come to your page is: *&%&^%$^#$%@#$@Q$#%@#^ %@#!$%R@#^$*&%(%&%^*&a mp;%&^%&*^%&*^%,&n bsp; We really can't understand that...

12.  Another thing: ThIS Is NoT a CoOl WaY oF wRiTiNg!  N3ITH3R I$ TH!$.  Seriously, how long did that take you do to?  Just writing those two sentences took me five minutes and I can friggin type!  Stop doing that!

13.  Ladies and gentlemen, this is the internet (in case you didn't know).  There is no reason for all of this misspelled words and horrible grammar mistakes!  Not with all of the dictionaries and resources available to you online.  It's not cute, people.  Ultimately, we need most of you all to pick up a freakin book for more than killin bugs.  But, maybe that's a bit too much to ask...

14.  Stop being so hostile to people who are different from you.  You know what I mean!  Gay bashin, hatin someone who looks better (or worse) than you, and generally terrorizing white people!  We're on here to make connections and meet people (I think).  So, stop being a dick and play nice!  Besides, when are you ever gonna see any of these people in real life?  Not neva!

15.  Please tell me why you've posed with a wad of money on your page?  Tell me you didn't just cash your check and took a picture with the money?  Or even worse, that's all about to go pay a bill or child support or somethin?  Just so you know, real ballers have bank accounts.  We move money in a system and almost never see actual paper money.  That picture of your wad of cash screams that you don't have a debit card...

16.  Ladies, you cannot all be models.  It's not gonna happen.  It's just not.  Beautiful as you might be, you're gonna have to get a job someday.  Get started now.  Besides, don't you have anymore aspiration than just letting horny guys stare at your body while you get paid to stand there and let them (we're not looking at the clothes, baby)?  I mean, even Tyra has a talk show. 

17.  Fellas, we can't all be rappers.  It's not gonna happen.  It's just not.  I like to spit my verses just like the next dude (I like to think that I'm pretty good).  But, I have a freakin 9-to-5 that pays the bills.  Some of you should look into that.  It's called a job.  Just leave your recording equipment in your mom's basement and go out into the world...

18.  Stop updating your status every two hours.  We really, truly don't give a damn that you just got back from work or that you love your man.  We just don't...

19.  My Itunes works fine.  It's got a great selection of music and does quite well.  As such, I really would rather not hear your music blastin when I come to your page.  Beyond that, hearing "Lollipop" twenty times in a row kinda wears on my soul after while...

20.  Stop kicking people off of your page.  You do realize you can't control who see your page and you certainly can't stop people you don't like from being on bp.  Why not stop being so uptight and just go with the flow?

21.  Stop callin yourself nick names that don't nobody use but you!  You know nobody calls you "Sweet-Dick Willy" or "Miami's Tyra Banks"!  Stop lying to yourself and everyone else. 

22.  For that matter, stop pickin screen names that are complete lies!  You can't be "12in_Monster" with 3 inches!  And, you surely can't be "BigBootyCutie08" with a pancake booty!  Stop misleading people!

23.  If there is one overused and abused word on bp, it is the word "thick".  Everyone tosses this word around like it's going outta style and they're trying to get their money's worth.  Fat people use it to understate their weight.  Skinny people use it to hype up their weight.  To be totally honest, I don't even think that "thick" should be a word to describe a person!  A novel is thick.  Fog is thick.  Quicksand is thick.  92% of the people on bp who claim that they are thick...are not. 

24.  Stop liking crap just because: a)  All of your homies like it and you don't wanna feel left out.    b) Society is telling you it's the cool thing to like/ do/ be/ wear/ have/ listen to.  Or, c) you suck too bad to have your own style and tastes and you're just going with the flow.  Those are all stupid reasons to like Lil Wayne, dreads, Drake, weed, large wads of money (see item #15), most of recent rap, BET, and a bunch of other things that clowns like for dumb reasons!

25.  Has anyone else noticed the recent (probably not) rash of pure, unfiltered arrogance on BP?  I mean, self-esteem is one thing.  But, dammit, if I hear one person talk about their "swag" or how friggin fly they are, I'm gonna throw up.  News flash, ladies and gentlemen: if you have to proclaim to the world on BP how much of a rockstar you are and how you "piss glitter" (you should probably have a doctor look at that!), then I can almost assure you that you are not anywhere near as awesome as you believe you are... 

26.  If I hear another woman complain about how there are no "good men" anywhere, I'm gonna throw somethin!  It's the same old line and story all the time:  You hooked up with some dude (or two or three, whatever your individual story may be!) and he didn't do what you think he should've done in a realtionship.  Heck, he might've actually done you wrong and been a complete dirtbag.  So, it's understandable that you get a level of distrust.  But, please explain to me how that equates to there being a shortage of decent guys in the world?  I'm gonna say this and if it offends...I really don't care: Before you go screaming about how all men are dogs, you should probably take a good, hard, long look at what you want, what you tolerate, and what you attract.  Dammit, if you keep asking for some big, burly, fully-tattoed thug, with his "gangsta swag" and that he's about his paper, I'd like to point out that your local neighborhood jail has a surplus of dudes just like that!  Go pick one!  Ladies, you've got to realize that on a basic level, men are out to get with women.  This means that some of us are just dumb enough to bend ourselves to what women ask for, even if that means losing ourselves in the process.  If you ask for "gangsta style", don't be upset when that's what the average weak man tries to emulate.  I call them weak because I refuse to bend myself for anyone's will.  I'm too strong for that.  I am who and what I am.  And, if you don't like that, I don't give a hot, buttered damn!  Long story short, while we're responsible for who we make ourselves, women, overall (I'm sure some of you don't fit this), need to look at what your asking for and stop being so pissed off when you find exactly that.  

27.  I believe that I have a pretty good grasp on the religions of the world.  Not a perfect one.  Heck, I don't even get the inner workings of a lot of them.  But, I do usually have the general message.  As such, it kinda ticks me off when people waste internet space touting their religious beliefs.  But, that's not so bad though.  It may be important to you and that's all well and fine.  What REALLY burns my biscuits is when people waste internet space touting their religious beliefs...and then waste more internet space doing, saying, and showing stuff that is the complete opposite of what they "believe"!  Now, I'm not perfect here.  And, I've damn sure got my work cut out for me trying to get there.  But, tell me:  How is sex before marriage wrong but weed is perfectly acceptable?  Bible explictly says obey the laws of the land (i.e. No weed) but has no direct reference to pre-marital sex, as far as I know (don't you love the ambiguity?).  Also, these'll be the same clowns who get really pissed off and try to come at you like a spider-monkey if you "disrespect" their religion or opinion!  Two things here, Timmy: 1. I respect your religion just fine.  It's you that I'm not too fond of because you disrespect yourself by being a hypocrite.  2. I'm not required to "respect" your opinions (what does that even mean, anyway?)  If your opinion was that the sky is green, I'm gonna ignore you because...well...you're an idiot.  And, I'm sure Jesus would agree (although in a much nicer manner!)

28.  Why does every other woman on BP feel that the first thing she must communicate to the world is that she is not a promiscuous woman?! (because you can't say %#&@$! or %#&@$! on BP!  What kinda crap is that?)  I don't have to publicize that I am not a drug dealer.  Why?  Because nothing about me says drug dealer!  Do you feel like you have to prove something?  Or maybe it's that you know you come off as skankish and you've gotta put that disclaimer on your page?  Isn't it kinda like advertisments that have you thinking Barbie can move by herself and then you see in small print that she can't, even though you just watched her do it for the last thirty seconds of life?  Something like that?  Yeah...

29.  Censoring?  Really?  So you can't say any adult words now on BP?  But, half naked pictures are okay?  This is some old bull%#&@$!!  These mutha%#&@$!ers need to stop all this %#&@$! and let a nigga curse the way he wants to on BP.  I don't give a %#&@$! that people may not want to read damn cuss words!  Fuck those old soft-%#&@$! %#&@$!ers!  If a %#&@$! can show off her %#&@$! in a thong, then should be able to say what the %#&@$! I want!  Fuck the bull%#&@$!!!!  (Lmao!  I totally worded that that way just to be annoying and to prove a point!  I don't actually talk like that!)

30.  Fellas (the few of you that are actually gonna read this far.  Guys hate to read!), we gotta, gotta, gotta stop being so thirsty 'round here!!!  There's no drought going on!  It's like whenever a girl posts a nice pic or something, we come out the woodworks like ninjas, all over it!  As a general rule for life, you shouldn't put your %#&@$! (or tongue or hands or whatever stimulates you) on every gorgeous woman you see.  Hell, you shouldn't want to!  I mean, geez, you don't even know her name!  How is that a good thing that you wanna lick on her booty? I'm pretty sure that's how the herp starts.  And, three months down the road someone's complaining that they've got the clap like there's an award show in their drawers.  Take it easy, guys.  At least buy her dinner first...

31.  Now, I've never been a fan of double standards.  So, when I see that a guy is exhalted for having a bunch of sexual partners and that a woman is villanized for doing the exact same thing, it kinda pisses me off.  Equally, it pisses me off when a woman with a child (or two or three or as many as 5, I've seen) gets patted on the back for being "a strong, single mother"  who's just trying to make it in the world and a man with a child gets labeled as irresponsible, promiscuous, and deadbeat and women want nothing to do with him.  Now, I don't have any kids (hasn't been my choice to have any).  But, it's still not really fair that some women want someone to accept them and all of their baggage (you can call it a package deal all you want and make it sound pretty!  I know bags when I see bags!  I've seen enough bags in my day!), yet when the shoe is on the other foot, your standards won't permit you to look past some other people's past choices.  To me. that's kinda small minded (like that's something new on BP)...

32.  Okay, so why is your age private?  If you're a woman, this just screams "old lady"!  If you're a dude, this just screams "perverted, old man" or, even worse, " pedophile"!  Now, do you really wanna scream any of those about yourself?  Didn't think so!

33.  People who put song lyrics as status messages.  This may be a personal qualm but, I just don't see the point.  You do realize that someone already thought of and said what you're typing in?  How on earth do you expect to defend your individuality and uniqueness and you're just a common copycat because you heard something you liked?  And, then, what really kills me is that some of you don't even pick decent song lyrics!  Come with your own stuff, ladies and gentlemen!

34.  Every woman's booty, no matter how big and round or small and flat, looks better when it's mushed up against a bathroom counter!  It's so misleading!!!  It making it hard to recognize real booty!  We don't wanna see it no more!  (Well, maybe we do...BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!)

35.  You really didn't write a personal message?  Really?  I've got a freaking novel over here and you didn't have time for at least like one or two sentences?  Pure, unadulterated laziness, bum...

36.  Okay, seriously (because, to me, this is just a bad as leaving a blank personal message), there's nothing wrong with give a little description of what you'd like to find on here.  But, this is not a mail order service!  BP is not responsible for taking your order and spitting out the perfect mate in 10 business days or less!  Especially when some of you jokers aren't bringing anythning to the table.  I'm gonna tell you like this: I don't mind making people (read: women) happy.  But, if you're boring, bland, and only concerned about yourself, why not do us all a favor and fall down a flight of stairs face-first?  Nobody likes boring people...

37.  Hey!  Don't get mad with us because you picked a screen name that you don't live up to and people are calling you on it!  If your name is "IGotANiceBooty", any straight guy in a fifty mile radius is gonna be game for being the judge of just how true that statement is (me included!  I like nice booties!)  Don't get mad with us when you either A) Don't have a nice booty at all or B) have no proof at all of this alleged "nice booty" and you get called out about it!  Maybe you should've thought a little harder before you picked a name if you didn't wanna be called by it!

38.  So let me get this straight:  You have a list, A LIST, of people you don't want hitting you up, which includes fat people, people that already have kids, people who don't  shower as often as you do, people don't have their own cars (like cars just grow outside), people who don't have their own place, and people who don't have money and/or aren't willing to spend it.  And, you want someone to "love you for who you are"  and accept what you have going on in your life (i.e.  4 kids by 3 different people, not having your own damn car, being constantly broke)?  Is that what you're saying?  Well, let me say this: FUCK YOU!!!  TWICE!!!  Keep your hypocrisy to yourself and get your own life right first!

These are just some of the things that really confuse me on here.  You can be sure that I'll be back with more as people do more and more crazy stuff.  Feel free to get at me if you agree or disagree or whatever!

Later, kids!