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2 truths and a lie

Two of these are true about me. No joke. Which one's the lie? Take a guess...

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  • Member Since:

    March 07, 2001

  • Real Name::

    Lazaira MYOB

  • Sex:

    Female

  • Dating Preference:

    Female, Male

  • Age:

    29

  • Relationship Status:

    Single

  • Education:

    Master's Degree

  • Primary Job:

    Arts, Entertainment, and Media

  • Income:

    $100-200,000

  • Location:

    Boston, MA

  • Race:

    Hispanic/Latino

  • Ethnicity:

    Cuban, Puerto Rican

  • Zodiac:

    Leo


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I am Lazaira...I am BOLD, I am FORWARD, I am BLUNT (and love blunts) and I am ALWAYS as honest as possible.
I DON'T SPARE FEELINGS!!!
And I love a good @sshole, BOTH FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY.

I both love and hate pussees, if you keep reading you'll find out why.



Keep these 5 things in mind, before you decide to send me a note...that's if you can read...

1. You talk to me, then keep it honest. I don't care if you wanna stick your D!ck in my ear...say that rather than "whispering sweet nothings" don't you realize it's still nothing??? People who whisper are pussees

2. I don't do sappy, leave the hallmark cards at the store, those cards are for pussees

3. I'm single again....B!tches are scandalous...but that's why I love em...Zah is open for business...workin on a lovely as we speak...her AND her best friend...life is GRAND cuz puzzy exists...
-UGLY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY, trust that I will tell you you're ugly.

4. If you're a sweet, loving, kind, generous, and sincere kind of person, you're a pussee

5. I'm mean, if you can't handle mean, then you can't handle me, and if you can't handle me...then you're a pussee




I tend to step out of line.....can you put me in my place?

Buen Amor ricanpie@yahoo.com...yeah...I got one now.

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Female, 30, Lexington, SC

Posted June 04, 2008


Hey, wzup honey dip. Just coming thru to show some love. Thanks for the add. Keep spittin' the truth! Much love!



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