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Hello BP this is the Chicago Style Hot Dog man AKA Haywood Jablowme. My middle name must be he ain't %#&@$!, because women always say he ain't %#&@$!. Recently featured on Maury, and Smooth you are not the father. (Cabbage Patch time) Breakdance champion 1985, just moved out of my mother basement 2 weeks ago. Now I live in my grandmothers basement, I got my own place now ladies! (Can I get you a glass of Canei wine). I know what the ladies want, so I always buy two 40oz. of Olde English, one her & one for me. And when I get myself a job, I'm going to get the dodge running again. (See the picture below). I just brought a cassette deck for it baby, and I can't wait to rock my Tina Marie Square Biz tape again. How come the police always hasseling a brotha, telling me I can't drink my 40oz in front of the store. Patting me down asking me if I have anything sharp in my pockets. I don't drugs! I just get drunk damn near everyday, me and my boy, Silk just like to hang on the block and sing Doo Wop Songs. And we have been doing that since 1983, and I'm tried of people telling us to shut the %#&@$! up in the middle of the night. Just because they have jobs and have to get up early and %#&@$! like that. If I really wanted a job I would get one, but these employers always want to know why I went to jail. And when I tell em, they ask me to leave the property. Ladies if you are interested Silk is single also, he has all his teeth too. They are just brown, and his breath stinks (smell likes a little man is in his mouth and took a dump), he is going to mad when he see's that. But I'm just keep'n it real with myself. Well let run! Got to go and see my PO! Remember everything that`s light green ain`t the bomb b*tch!!
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