READ MY PAGE....i have alot to say....but its worth it, and so am I.IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A BOOTY CALL, FRIEND W/ BENEFITS, JUMP-OFF, NEW STASH, SIDE CHICK, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF SITUATION THAT WOULD CONSIST OF US MEETING FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES......
I AM NOT THE ONE!!
LOVE THE PHILLIES
& the hat IS cute!
NO PICTURES, NO RESPONSE, NO FRIEND REQUESTS if weve never spoken....Sorry!
I TRULY APPRECIATE all the love, thanks for stopping by..
I know its alot to read, NO there aren't any Cliffs notes available, No Rukidngme for Dummies. So for those of you who do actually read it. THANK YOU! For the others who will just go to my pictures...ahh excuse me Shallow! Lol... Im not expecting anything other than meeting new people.
NOW! If you`ve got drama....dont want it. Stories and lies....write a book. Jealousy and insecurities....find a support group. LMAO....Basically im not into all the unnecessary things that go with meeting men/relationships.
Im not trying to come off as a heartless B!T$H. Lets face it, life has enough drama of its own, I dont need ANYONE in my life trying to give it to me. To LEARN ABOUT ME SCROLL DOWN to that section. If you have questions about me after you read it....JUST ASK!
FOR GIRLS questions I have... Why is it that in order to get a man's attention, women have to protray themselves as porn stars? And why are those same women mad after the man uses her?
(1)"I wonder why he only calls me in the middle of the night?"
(2)"When can I meet your family?" And he says that he wants to wait cause he wants to keep you to himself!! LMAO!
Answers he'll never admit to: (1) You are a Booty Call
(2) NO MAN WILL EVER TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE!!
Unfortunately these are the same girls who then turn into stalkers (now thats funny). LMAO! Come on ladies , get it together! I have alot of male friends and im not saying guys are right for the things they do. But lets be real about it! I truly respect beautiful woman....I just dont think you have to dress like a Wh*re to get attention! LOL But whatever I guess to each is own!
NEXT QUESTIONS... What kind of girl thinks a man wants them to talk like they just fell out of the hood?......"Dis B Dat Girl" LMAO!! Why are the same girls 1/2 naked in 1 pic & sittin with their kids in the next one? What are you going for with that, not head of the PTA!! Come on now!! R U KIDNG ME? (I didnt pick that screen name for nothing!) Some of these personal pages are hysterical. Please dont come at me with all of that HATER nonsense, everyone has an opinion....and this is mine, now get your own!! OK HOLD ON! For the girls who enjoy that kind of attention, who know in their heart thats all he'll ever want.....STAND UP!! Cause thats pretty damn commendable to be prepared to live a life of emptiness! "YOU GO GIRL".....get yours!
FOR GUYS Why do you all have to promise a girl the world, when you know your not givin' it. I know that honesty may not get you the things you want, but try it. Because then when it falls apart she wont be sittin outside your house, LMAO! If you just want a girl for sex but not a girlfriend.....tell her! It's not right, but it might be alot better than those girls who will spray paint your car. LMAO! Stop thinking that you can have three girlfriends.....it doesnt work! I know you saw Ashanit's new video, dont end up stabbed in the tub on some side chick bs!
Serious talk...but real funny! Sorry dont be mad at me for laughing, if you did it to "yo self". Ok people let's review a little thing called KARMA.....if you keep on playing games, it will always come back for you!!
MY ADVICE.......
NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE 2 BE YOUR PRIORITY WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF 2 BE THEIR OPTION....
ABOUT ME.....
I am _________________.
independent, an only child, sarcastic, realistic, faithful, a lover, financially stable, simple, funny, artistic, organized, reliable, hard working, a fighter, trustworthy, proud of being me.
I am a single (single in a sense that im not married, but I am currently involved) parent of two (daddy passed away, been single since) which means I am_________________.
loving, caring, a professional debater, a nurse, a taxi, a chef, a housekeeper, a therapist, a babysitter, a field trip coordinator, a bank, overworked, underpaid, occasionally under appreciated, a student in the school of parenting, constantly learning, refusing to fail, happy that I have two beautiful, smart, "rotten", badass kids! And i'd do it all over again........
I can ________________.
cook, clean, drive stick (like a PRO), do interior decorating, paint, change light fixtures...umm bathroom cabinets, minor plumbing issues, minor car issues...for example...change tires/oil/fuses/lightbulbs/ pump my own gas(LOL), basically do anything I set my mind to.
I like to_______________.
hang out with my kids, shop, talk %#&@$!, watch bball, be with friends, watch movies, go to DR, be with family, ride motorcycles (dont have my license yet, but i will).
I don't ________________.
drink, smoke, do drugs, take %#&@$! from ANYONE!
I appreciate all that I have and everyone who helped me along the way..........
Ive been single for 4 years b/c i wasnt willing to settle for the bull%#&@$! of the "GAME" im not a player, and dont wanna be played! I understand everyone has a different situation. But if you put it on the table at the door....then i can decide for me. Lying and drama only complicate the situation. It's unneccessary and it always comes out in the end. Im not willing to sacafrice my happiness and who I am!
With that in mind.....If you've read my page so far, you'll know that I have alot to say. I like everyone else have a certain criteria I follow when meeting men. So indulge me by answering some questions. Im not here looking for my "MCDREAMY"! I want someone to spend time with, someone who can laugh, make me laugh, etc. I dont mean to offend anyone, but then again if your offended then maybe your not for me anyway.
So COPY~PASTE~ANSWER~ and SEND me your answers, THANKS!!
1. Are you a US citizen?
2. Are you between 28-36?
3. Are you at least 6ft or taller?
4. Can you prove it?
If im 5'6 and we're eye to eye you cant be 6ft!
5. Do you speak another language?
6. Can you articulate the english language?
7. Can you use proper grammer?
8. Are you financially self sufficient?
Sorry I asked, but I am and I need someone who can hold their own.
9. Do you have children?
If your answer is NO skip #10 & 11
10. Would you say your a good father?
11. Do you have a decent relationship with your child's mother?
12. Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
13. Would you say you live like "Oscar the Grouch" (a slob in a can)or "Big Bird"(a tidy bird in a nest)?
As you know I have kids, I need someone who can pick up after themselves.
14. Do you have your own car?
15. Can you legally drive?
16. Do you or have you ever worn an ankle bracelet?
17. Can you stay out past 11pm?
18. Do you require regular testing?
19. Do you think you look good in an orange jumpsuit?
Now if you answered YES to #16-19 Have a GREAT day
Ok...some of it is really funny, but you'd be surprised at the type of people out there. I used to write back to everyone who took the time to write to me. But then it seems like even if im just saying thanks for writing or thanks for the compliment, they think that means I want to chat. I'm sorry i dont! I would however appreciate honest answers only please....the truth always comes out anyway!
Who doesnt love a good car pic!!!
