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6 types of women men hate

1. Ms. “Stick In The Mud” This woman never seems to have any fun…ever. In all honesty, it seems like her idea of a good time is a quiet evening at home reading the encyclopedia while eating a Lean Cuisine. On top of that, she doesn’t know how to give or take a joke, since she takes herself way too seriously. Will you relax…please?

2. Ms. “No One Else” Ms. “No One Else” wants all of your free time…every single second of it. As soon as the two of you get close, she stops talking to all of her friends and expects you to do the same. Some men may agree to this arrangement reluctantly, but they’ll soon end up more unhappy than R. Kelly at a Grown and Sexy cocktail mixer.

3. Ms. “Something To Prove” For as long as I can remember, Ms. “Something To Prove” has always worked hard to show the world she was capable of doing anything she set her mind to. And while the entire male population applauds her strength, we get kind of tired of her reminding us about it throughout the entire date. “I’ve got a good job.” “I don’t need a man to do anything for me.” “I’ve always been independent.” “I’m going to write a book encouraging other women to be strong like me.” Honestly, we’d rather watch an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet starring Shaquille O’Neal and Ellen Degeneres than to sit through an entire evening of that.

4. Ms. “Read My Mind” For some reason, Ms. “Read My Mind” expects her man to know exactly what she’s thinking at all times. She then constantly tests him, using his responses to gauge his level of love. To any woman who believes this type of behavior is acceptable, I suggest you change your way of thinking. We have absolutely no interest in dealing with a woman who specializes in “The Guessing Game.”

5. Ms. “Cry Me A River” By now, this woman has to be suffering from a tear duct infection, as she cries about everything. And I really do mean everything. It especially gets bad when the two of you disagree. As soon as things stop going her way, Ms. “Cry Me A River” turns the faucets on, and morphs into a living “Lifetime Movie.” This makes any type of civil discussion impossible; which is not attractive…at all.

6. Ms. “Chatterbox” I’m a firm believer that communication serves as the cornerstone for all serious relationships. So I encourage you to talk to your loved one…just not all the time. You see, the problem with Ms. “Chatterbox” is that she spends most of her time talking, and none of it listening. Before long, this type of woman grows even more annoying than that one drunk uncle who always tries to hit on your female friends.