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$$$I HAVE LOTS OF PICS IF U WANT TO SEE THEM, JUST ASK$$$  ...  Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com  **things you might want to know about me....** 1) 5`3" 2) love to laugh 3) talk 4) dance 5) chill 6) i`m 20 7) attending a secondery college 8) majoring in criminal justice (cop) 9) and i just love to be me!  "PEOPLE COME INTO MY LIFE FOR A REASON, SEASON OR A LIFETIME; WHICH ONE ARE YOU?" "If you love something, let it go If it comes back to you it yours If it doesn`t, it never was" DMX..... "I speak my mind cause bitting my tounge hurts..." "I wouldn`t answer you in a smart %#&@$! way if you would ask me smart %#&@$! questions..." *RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW* *Crying is blackmail *Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don`t work *Sometimes, we`re not thinking about you. Live with it. *Anything you wear is fine. Really * If you think you`re fat, you probably are. Don`t ask us *Don`t rub the lamp if you don`t want the genie to come out *Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at *You have enough clothes *Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point-blank range. We`re bound to miss sometimes 
Don`t Click Here *MY N1GGA TONY* LITTLE TONY ON MATH > >A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you >shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY. > >He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." > >The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." > >Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU." > >"There are 3 womensitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately >licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling >down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the >ice cream. Which one is married ?" > >The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one >that`s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." > >To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is `the >one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." > > >LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH > >Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to >learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a >multi-syllable word ?" > >TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate." > >Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that`s a mouthful." > >Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you`re thinking of a blowjob." > > >LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR > > >Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go >to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!" > >The teacher replied, `Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this >situation. The correct word you want to use is `urinate.` Please use the >word `ur-i-nate` in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." > >Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You`re an eight, but if you >had bigger tits, you`d be a TEN !" > > >LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR > > >One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of >hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence >twice. > >First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my >mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in >it." > >"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. > >"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." > >She said, "Excellent, Michael !" Then the teacher reluctantly called on >little TONY. > >"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was >pregnant, and he said, `Beautiful, just %#&@$!ing beautiful !`" > > >LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER > >Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after >another. >After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know >eating all that candy isn`t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your >teeth, and make you fat." > >Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." > >The man asked, "Did your grandfather >eat 6 candy bars at a time ?" >Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own %#&@$!ing business."` > **CHECK OUT THE MORE RECENT PICS OF THE LOVELY ME AT THE BOTTOM!!!!** THE LAST ONE WAS TAKING ON APRIL 8TH |
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