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APPLICATION I HAVE A JOB POSITION THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED. FIRST THIS POSITION REQUIRES YOU TO FILL OUT A SHORT QUESTIONNAIRE AND SEND A PHOTO WITH THE COMPLETED FORM TO THE E-MAIL ADDRESS STATED BELOW. NOW THE POSITION IS MY MAN / PARTNER / HUBBY . THE HOURS ARE 24HRS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK AND 365 DAYS PER YEAR INCLUDING LEAP YEAR. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ADVANCEMENT TO THE POSITION OF MY HUBBY AND FULL TIME PARTNER. YOU LL BE PLACED ON PROBATION FOR AN UNSPECIFIED PERIOD OF TIME IF YOU WANT TO ADVANCETO THAT POSITION. THERE ARE NO MAMAGEMAENT, PART-TIME OR TEMPROARY POSTIONS AVAILABLE. THE JOB REQUIRES THAT THE PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYEE BE SEXY, ATTRACTIVE AND NICELY DRESSED BECAUSE YOUWILL BE IN THE PUBLIC EYE S AND BY MY SIDE FOR ALL PERSONAL AND FORMAL OCCASIONS. THE APPLICANT ALSO HAS TO BE ROMANTICALLY INCLINED. MATURE AND ABLE TO COMMUNICATE HIS FEELINGS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ANY TIME. HE MUST ALSO BE ABLE TO STIMULATE ME EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY. THE EMPLOYER HAS A GOOD PAYING JOB AND IS NOT STRESSED OUT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL NEEDS TOO MUCH, BUT IF THE EMPLOYEE IS A TRUE MAN HE LL DO HIS PART. I NEED NOT SAY ANY MORE ON THAT SUBJECT . THE EMPLOYEE HAS TO LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH HER EMPLOYER AND LOVE IT WHEN SHE CALLS HIM BOO ETC. THE CANDIDATE FOR THIS POSITION HAS TO LIKE TAKING SHOWERS TOGETHER, PILLOW FIGHTS, KISSING, HUGGING, HOLDING HANDS AND ANYTHING ELSE ASSOCIATED WITH BEING ROMANTIC AND HAPPY. THE EMPLOYER DESIRES THE EMPLOYEE AND EQUAL PARTNER TO HAVE ONE OR TWO CHILDREN WITH HER AT THE MOST. ALONG WITH THE JOB IS AN ANNUAL PAID VACATION FOR TWO WEEKS PER. YEAR ANYWHERE WITH THE EMPLOYER. THERE ARE UNLIMITED SICK DAYS AND ONE ON ONE HEALTH CARE PROVIDED BY THE EMPLOYER PERSONALLY. WHEN THE EMPLOYER IS ASLEEP THE EMPLOYEE WILL SAFE GUARED HER IN HIS ARMS EVERY NIGHT WITH HIM WATCHING OUT FOR HER WELL BEING. CARD S AND FLOWERS WILL BE SENT TO HER RANDOMLY BY SURPRISE, AND ANYTHING ELSE AS LONG AS SHE DESIRES IT. THE PAY IS AS FOLLOWS: IN EXCHANGE FOR THE EMPLOYEE S HARD WORK. HE WILL RECEIVE LOVE , TLC , BACK RUBS, FOOT MASSAGES, KISSES AND WHAT EVER HE DESIRES. IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE QUALIFIED FOR THIS POSITION, SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION ALONG WITH YOUR PHOTOGRAPH. WRITE AND SEND YOU APPLICATION TO If_She_Wont_I_Will@Blackvoices.COM, SHORT APPLIACTION: #1) AGE #2) LOCATION #3) E-MAIL ADDRESS #4) LIKES/DISLIKES #5) RELIGION #6) FAVORITE SPORT #7) STATUS #8) CURRRENT JOB #9) GOALS #10) DREAMS *****(BONUS) PHOTO***** friends (340)favorite pages |
recent blog postsWhy is it......Posted March 02nd, 2008 at 10:59am
that men always say they want a good woman in their life, how their ex dogged them out, how their mother was a big influence in their life yada, yada, yada. Then turn around a get a hoochie....a non cloths wearing hoochie with her butt crack showing on her pics? Knowing that you are damn near 40yrs + old. I would think a woman with some class & dignity, more your age would be more suitable. Or is this your undercover mode? I look good (can't you tell by the number of hits on my... (continue reading) comments from my friendsYou need to be friends with She-Wont-I-Will in order to leave them a Comment.In the meantime, you can always sign their guestbook. |
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