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  • Member Since:

    February 26, 2004

  • Real Name::

    Jessica Martinez

  • Sex:

    Female

  • Age:

    27

  • Relationship Status:

    Single

  • Education:

    Some College Coursework Completed

  • Primary Job:

    Healthcare - Pharmacy

  • Location:

    Detroit, MI

  • Race:

    Black/African American, Hispanic/Latino

  • Ethnicity:

    Puerto Rican

  • Zodiac:

    Sagittarius


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What it do? I have a Facebook page, so I think it's kind of pointless to re-type all of that junk on this corny %#&@$! page. Here's a brief introduction: I am a transfer student (pre-nursing) at Wayne State University in Detroit, MI, originally from Ohio. I am well-traveled, and not in the mood for bull %#&@$!, so if you're looking a partner for a threesome, or something like that (I've gotten alot of those invitations), please close this profile.I like to read, shop, travel, and volunteer. I'm focused on school and my goals, and if you're not on that same track in life, click the X button on the top right-hand corner.
I'm not looking for anyone right now, but it's always good to make friends. If you like what u are reading, then hit me with a note to say what up doh. I don't discriminate.
Here's a new pic that all of my fans have been begging for (j/p) ; ) I could care less if you put anything in my guest book, but please rate me...i can't help myself...it's like an addiction... : )

*UPDATE: 03/10/07* This is the type of garbage I get in my inbox:
Your Wish = My Command
In search of female friend like you that likes to shop, travel, and be spoiled.
Me paying your bills would also be a pleasure. Take my money until it's all spent, just allow me enough to pay my rent. I'm not trying to get to know you to be your man, I would like to get acquainted to be a special friend that you can count on for your bills.
By this summer, you're going to be laughing at me while telling your friends that you have me wrapped around your baby finger because I do everything you tell me to...
I think that is pretty sick... My great-aunt used to tell me "If you have a fool, bump his head". Some people are gluttons for punishment. I am not going to name the BP screenname that sent that to me, but I will say that he is clearly over 60 years old. If you are over 35 years old, I AM NOT INTERESTED. I am 22 years old, a COLLEGE STUDENT, and I can pay my own d@mn bills...Salaam
*UPDATE: 04/23/07* As I stand here comtemplating...on the right thing to decide...just playing! I am doing another little update on my page and wondering what in Hades is up with people in general today? The world has gone to hell in a handbasket...ie. The Virginia Tech shooting. Lots of love and prayers going out to the families of victims and the students that have been affected by this tragedy. My deepest sympathies go out to you...
On a lighter note...Why do some of y'all get mad when you don't get a reply back from notes that have an inappropriate message on them...Here's an example: "Have you ever been with a white guy b4, Smetlonz? Just curious...there is nothing like a classy woman in a thong--" WHAT??? I mean, I have to agree with the white boy, but still, how did that correlate, and why would I give you a response?
Another thing: They couple of y'all that send four or less word notes and really expect a response: What up Sexy, Here's my number (313) 555 RAPE, or Get at Me, or Holla back...the average two year old has a vocabulary of about 200-300 words...Mostly everyone on here has at least a high school education. Let's be adult.
I really have to say something to all the people that send me notes. I appreciate all the love and compliments I get from everybody, and want to thank y'all for the high Rate Me score. But I need to address something: I CANNOT respond to every note I get in my inbox. This is not only due to time constraints (cuz I get about 70-100 new notes a day), but also due to non-interest. This past month, I have been getting notes that when I don't reply to them in the frame of time the sender want me to, I get cussed out. B!tch this, H0e that...f^ck you, you stuck up c^nt, you ain't sh!t, you think you too good...blah blah blah. I am not stuckup, nor do I think I am better. If am not interested in a person for whatever reason (it may or may not be physical, or MENTAL) I have the right not to reply, or not answer those IMs that are sent to me. Some of y'all are taking it personally. I get notes now trying to guilt me into replying ("You must be a very shallow person not to reply to me, when I could give you the love that you need"). UGH! Some of y'all are making my skin crawl. That's like trying to talk to a girl on the street, and when she let's you know she's not interested, you cuss her out (Been on that end too). So, other than that, thanks to the other 99.9% of everybody else that is sweet to me.
So, that concludes this little soliloquy ( I told y'all Iove to read). Sorry it was so b!tchy, it's the end of the semester : ) ... Salaam *Update* 08/01/07
Whatup Doh! I want to say sorry to everyone that has not received a response to their notes; I am not being stuck up. I just finished with summer classes, between two schools, where I carried 25 credit hours. But, no excuses; I plan on answering all of my notes. But anywayz...
My life has been good, just keeping my head in the books so that I can be successful. But, can someone please tell what's going on with people these days. First, a car full of hoodrats pulled up on me the other day talking smack, jealous, saying that I had a face full of makeup and a head full of weave...Mind you that I have never worn a weave in my life, and I only wear eyeliner... like I had did something to the bi+ches, and I honestly think that they thought they were going to punk me...well, once they realized that nice girls in nice cars also can CCW, they took their stupidity elsewhere ; ). I'm sorry, but it had been a long day. But, I'd rather be with than without. Then, I just checked my notes after a while, and the first thing I see is a note with the Subject "F U". Here's the actual note:
------ Original note ------ From: Nasty-Ian-69 To: Smetlonz Subject: F U Go get a job for yaself, you ole goldiggin piece of shyt. ----------------------------- I thought that was so unnecessary. So, I am not going to launch into some monologue about respect, blah blah blah, because some people are just bored, miserable, and horrible, and obviously need a hobby. So whatever. Shout out to all the ladies sending me notes and showing sisterly love. Women of color need to stand together, and stop hating on each other...though the trick bi+ch that send me that last note was a man...but, I digress. Peace, love, and happiness to everyone out there looking for it. Thanks to all of the handsome gentlemen who send me notes. Salaam

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Ali-Yaqoob

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