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 REST IN PEACE SHOUTS SHALL GO OUT TO . . .

 HERE IS ONE THING YOU FELLOW PLANETEERS MUST TAKE NOTICE OF: IF THE NAME OF A DECEASED FAMOUS CELEBRITY OR OTHER SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL HAS BEEN ON THE PAGE AFTER 5 OR 6 YEARS, THEN THE RECOGNITION OF THAT LONG-TERM FAMOUS INDIVIDUAL SHALL GO WITH REMEMBRANCE AND DIGNITY, WHILE ROOM CAN BE MADE FOR THOSE WHO RECEIVED THEIR FATEFUL MOMENTS OF TRUTH VERY RECENTLY.

OTHERWISE, CONSIDER THIS REST-IN-PEACE SHOUTOUT ONE TO END MANY REST IN PEACE SHOUTOUTS ! IT'S LIKE "ABC" - EASY AS  1-2-3 !
What tens of millions of fans worldwide just witnessed is the death of a legendary star that may temporarily end the deaths of thousands of other legendary stars in the world of music. No, it NEVER resulted from a pool of "Blood On The Dance Floor", but because there were those who asked if "You Wanna Be Starting Something", it took more than a "Thriller" in Manila to show the haters once again who's "Bad" ! This man with a thinly-built frame, originally from Gary, Indiana and had lived until his time came in Greater Los Angeles, California, could have been a "Smooth Criminal", basically due to his way of "Living Off The Wall"  if he wanted to. Because after starring as the Scarecrow in "The Wiz" and before he became a "Moonwalker", he could have went out on dates with "Dirty Diana", "Billie Jean" and that "P.Y.T - Pretty Young Thing". But instead of taking it to that level, he decided to start with "The Man In The Mirror", become "Just Good Friends" with comrade and former musical archrival Stevie Wonder, show his "Human Nature", and later in his years, "Heal The World", no matter if you all were "Black Or White" . . . WHAT THE HEELLL ?!!!! He came from a large musical family, made the people "Scream" with sister Janet, teamed up with brothers Jermaine, Tito, Jackie, and Marlon to see if "Can U Feel It" and if "You Make Me Feel Like Dancin", and made pets out of a llama and a chimpanzee named Bubbles. Later in his years the master of the Moonwalk designed the Neverland zoo/ranch in the metro Los Angeles area. DIZZAMN! Was I personally able to "Remember The Time" back when he thought about wanting to remain "Dangerous". But in his words, that was "The Way You Made Me Feel". This superstar, after his many different battles in court, his personal beef with sister LaToya back in the early 90s, his on/off again relationships with parents Joe and Katherine, the hair-related accident he suffered while rehearsing on stage, the good old-fashioned stories of the hyperbaric oxygen chamber later leading to a number of facelifts and skin-bleaching, and the raising of two children of his own with a female companion and girlfriend named Debbie Rowe. That made him felt like he had "Butterflies" around his persona, enough for him to come up with an album that made him feel like he was truly "Invincible". Michael Jackson, at age 50 you're another legend who ended up taking the fall due to cardiac arrest(some even blame the doctors and hospital staff for this), and with "Thriller" rated the all-time album sales champion and "Dangerous" being #3 on that list, you are one true-to-life legend, and even five-year old kids will remember the name when THEY start to say "Hee Hee Heeeeee" , "WOOOOOO", and "MAMASAY MAMASAH MAMACUSAH !" ANOTHER THING: Be sure to have his recent docudrama, "This Is It !"

 One R.I.P. shout shall go out to Dwight Arrington Myers, the Jamaican-born hip-hop artist from the late 80s and 90s better known as Heavy D. Residing in Mount Vernon, NY,he was known mostly for hits such as "We Got Our Own Thang","Girls They Love Me",and mostly for "The Overweight Lover's In The House", composed and perfected back in 1987. He later made a few more albums such as "Blue Funk" and "Waterbed Hev", and, boy, will he be in the Hip Hop Hall Of Fame - Sleep comfortably in you grave, Hev!

 One special rest in peace shout will go out to a longtime Baltimore female DJ (or disc jockey), one who was discovered to have the know-how to spin the "single-doubles", or as other DJs would coin it, "the ones and twos". Known as "The Club Queen", she started off at a club outside the city, then blew up like the bomb that leveled the Murrah federal building in Oklahoma City or any United Nations base or U.S. Navy battleship in the Middle East or in Africa. She later became the main attraction at a local radio station, spinning the hottest club, house, and hip-hop records in the city at first. Then on an invite, she did a multitude of parties and festivals in Philadelphia and in New Jersey, and had sold close to 75,000 mix CDs and tapes. She had did a session during her stint at Baltimore's fabulous Artscape festival, and was set for an afterparty at her home when she accidentally dived into shallow water at her swimming pool, suffering traumatic injuries to both her head and her neck, leading to her death at age 29. To Khia "DJ K-Swift" Edgerton, if Mount Rushmore had an extra space for another head to be carved, or if the Sandtown Wall Of Fame had another face to be painted on it, it would be yours ! Simply put, you will NEVER be forgotten !  

How about THIS man to remember: boxing trainer Mack Lewis, also of Baltimore. If you have yet to even know what he was and what he did, let me put it into full detail: he had ran a training facility on the East Side's Broadway North/Oliver district, producing several destined-to-win contestants in rings all around the city and nationwide. The two most noted boxing champions he trained were (A) welterweight boxing champion Vincent Pettway of Randallstown and (B) heavyweight champion Hasim 'The Rock' Rahman, the one who delivered that shockingly devastating left hook to British-Canadian boxer Lennox Lewis back in 2001 . . . and yes, it was this Mack Lewis who trained them. All praises due to this protagonist of wicked warriors, who passed away at age 82.

 And as if enough rest in peace shoutouts wouldn't put us all in STATIC SHOCK - NO ! Let me rephrase that, a LIFETIME TASER SHOCK - this Chicago homeboy was a legendary item when he first came onto the scene, at either BET's Comic View or HBO's Def Comedy Jam. He would make sexual jokes, then call up a spectator to ask him a question related to what a man & woman would do in bed, and after minutes of debating and seconds of confusion in the mix, he would yell out "YOU WOULDN'T UNDASTAND IT !" Years later he would become a movie star, being the first to coin the term "boodiussy" in the Bill Bellamy movie "How To Be A Player ?". He later starred in his own show before succumbing to pneumonia and other illnesses at age 50. Bernard McCullough, aka "Bernie Mac",  starred alongside Chris Rock in "Head Of State", then he was featured posthumously in his last movie, "Soul Men", with Samuel L. Jackson. He will be remembered, so, the question is: do you believe that "YOU WOULD UNDASTAND IT"? 

Who's been the latest ? How about the former host of "SOUL TRAIN", Don Cornelius ? He's the reason for the coming of the Stevie Wonders, the Marvin Gayes, the Patti LaBelles, the modern-day Princes, Diana Ross and the Supremes, the Whispers, Maze featuring Frankie Beverly, the Temptations, the Commodores, and most notably, the King Of Pop, Michael Jackson. He was found in his home near Los Angeles, California, said to have committed suicide. May his casketbearers and all who have remembered him from his hosting of dance contests - and also the unscrambling of names in his feature boards - wish him an afterlife full of "Peace and SOOOOUUULL !"

There is more to come when it deals with the myriad of famous stars resting in peace, namely Joe Frazier, the boxer known for 'The Thriller In Manila' and his other wars with former boxing champion Muhammad Ali. Then there's the former basketball star - THE TALLEST BASKETBALL STAR IN THE NBA - 7'7" center Manute Bol. Then there were the entertainers Rue McClanahan, Richard Pryor, Gary Coleman, author, playwright, and Duke University historian John Hope Franklin, and Raymond Haysbert from the old Parks Sausages Company of Baltimore. The same for the executed brother from Georgia by the name of Troy Davis.Then there were the singers Albertina Walker, reggae/dancehall icon Gregory Isaacs, and most recently, Nick Ashford of the duo Ashford and Simpson, at age 70 from throat cancer, Teena Marie from seizures at age 54 and WHO ELSE??? NATE DOGG AT AGE 41 ??? DIGGETY-DAMMN FROM A STROKE ??!. Then there were hip-hop artists MC Breed, Pimp C from the Underground Kingz (UGK) of Houston, Guru of Gang Starr, and Deshaun "Proof" Holton of the Eminem-affiliated group D12 from Detroit.

Pope John Paul II passed away before his time in the Vatican, at age 85, but worldwide he will not be forgotten as the new pope, Benedict XVI, takes over all of the holy Roman Catholic activities there. Special tributes also go out to the NAACP civil rights activist/president responsible for offering the city a "headquarterly invitation" back in the late 1980 to early 1990s for its organization to be based there: activist Dr. Benjamin Hooks, who had the mortality blanket covered over his head at age 85, and also to city councilmember Kenneth Harris, who was murdered at age 43 during a robbery attempt by three teenagers, at a nightclub near Morgan State University, and most recently, a councilman-turned-mayor-turned -governor-of-Maryland-turned-c omptroller in his own right, William Donald Schaefer.

A final R.I.P. tribute shall go out to 3 of my grandparents: George Perry Sims (1998), wife Mamie Ineese Sims (2002), paternal grandfather Columbus Wilson Jackson (2006), and great aunt Gladys Nesbit (2012).

THIS TRIBUTE TO THE FALLEN: Why is it that so many of us are passing away in these situations ? I guess they mark the sign that the end of the Earth is near, whether it's through disease, disasters similar to the earthquakes and related tsunamis in Indonesia, Chile, Port-Au-Prince in Haiti 2010, and most recently in the regions around the city of Sendai, Japan 2011. Impending world famines (Darfur in Sudan and Bangladesh), cosmic cataclysms, the coming of the 13TH CRUSADE (TO HELL WITH CONSIDERING IT AS WORLD WAR III), and all these other misfortunes will be coming our way. The best we all can do is to simply prepare for it, and when it comes at you directly, just survive and succeed, and walk the Earth 'till Judgment Day !

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 Over the years, I have traveled across one-half of this entire country engaging in scenic freelanced photography within America's largest cultural festivals. During that time I chose to specify the type of lady eager enough to be my personal vampire. There are conditions I have to set, though: that she must be between the ages of 22 and 39, must NOT be have a crowd full of kids, must not look like a Martian, or an alien from another planet, or have a sense of character or hair that's faker than a 6-dollar bill, and most of all, she must NOT look like a world-class lesbo or "tootsie". A cute, exotic young lady with the type of charm that's capable of winning over the worst of the infidels, shysters, cult leaders, insurgents, and world's dictators. Now THAT's what you call a true dimepiece ! 

Get your own Poll!

 

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THE SOOTHSAYER TAKES A FEW STEPS FORWARD TO SPEAK HIS LANGUAGE

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  Now as I set off to splash some water on some downed power lines and spray the haters with a can of ELIMINATORADE, let me describe the matters which made me the way I am:  I had lived over the last fifteen years dealing with some of the fakest individuals who ever existed during my lifetime. I consider those individuals to be "chameleons". DEFINITION: Those who act as though they're surely your friends, then when they run into another individual who knew them longer than I did, they become turncoats and backstabbers - just like the real life lizards which roam the jungles and rain forests of South America and Africa. If you apparently fit the description of what I just detailed, then IT'S BEST FOR YOU TO DISTANCE YOURSELF . . . STAY AT LEAST A MILE AWAY FROM MY PRESENCE ! It could be in many ways possible in which my true enemies can be dealt with, short of the use of a sawed-off Mossberg or a 40-caliber Sig-Sauer with shark-toothed edges. Whether it's via a butterfly knife(if a NARC confiscates it upon search, I'll have a new one by the weekend), a pool ball in a Crown Royal pouch, or with my 2-years of mixed martial arts experience, it doesn't matter ! As long as there's nothing out there capable of putting my life, health, and well-being in jeopardy !

If you have a "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy", then get ready to run after looking into "The Feared Eye Of An Irate Guy !"

If you happen to be a "bi", then how else am I to react, other than to say "BYE" ?

When the Lord thy and my God created all of the terrain making up this planet called Earth, He had plans in store for Adam and Eve, not MADAM and GENEVIEVE !

 

Put simply, the distance between me and the land of homosexuality is like the distance between here on Planet Earth and far away on Neptune . . . see if you haters and perpetrators can build a rocket-powered hang glider - and FLY ME THERE !

 

I'm too hyped off the ladies who are big in their right places to be encountering "sugarbakers and tootsies" looking like they've ironed their faces . . PLEASE GET OUTTA MY FACE IF YOU FIT THAT DESCRIPTION !! 

For all of those cruddy backstabbers, 21st century Queen Jezebels(read chs. 20-22 of the first book of Kings in the Holy Bible), Sarah Palins, Rush Limbaughs, Sean Hannitys, Bill O'Reillys, Stop Snitchin' thug wannabes, Neo-Nazi skinheads, Pat Buchanans, Peter Kings, those straight-up street-level haters and fakers, and all of those generally 'more-cornballish-than-Cornwallis' gangstas who carry a number of matters based on this particular notion:

America is a nation that is virtually falling off ! In fact this whole planet is basically falling apart. We have a population inching toward 7 billion people on this Earth, nearly 4 billion more people than what it can actually hold . . . so how else are we to react ? Except to say that we don't care no more, and we are ready to die. HEY ! We all are going to die anyway, so why don't we just grant ourselves the RIGHT to act like fools and thugs . . . and screw it up for ourselves and for everyone else who lives and breathes on this planet ??!!" . . .

 . . . I have a special message for individuals like you: If heads only knew what you nobodies had in mind, then you all would simply take a swan dive into a volcanic lava pit - or into a pit full of vipers and other highly-poisonous snakes - or into a bed of nails and spikes - or into a mixture of sulfuric acid/Clorox bleach. I have no time . . . and very little sympathy and respect . . . for troublesome miscreants like you !

 

God bless America !

GOD BLASTS AmeriKKKa !   

 

TOTAL NUMBER OF PLANETEERS, OTHER ONLINERS, AND REAL-LIFE OUTSIDERS WHOM I HAD DISASSOCIATED WITH SO FAR: 554!

You know, I sit back and wonder if this could come back to haunt me, or if something like this could be set on the Guinness Book Of World Records !

But I take it that after all of what I put on the screen - and all that you read - I can at best be described as having that "stone-faced" state of mind. But after a healthy and lengthy conversation, and getting to know me up close and personal, none of you will worry about me having a "war-face" . . .  'nuff said !

Formerly on BlackPlanet under: SirJeantavon (1998-2003 on here and on Migente.com), TheOneOnTheMove (2000-2003 on Migente.com), NMAmbassador (2004)

 

REAL LIFE NICKNAMES: Cool Bundles(since birth), Li'l Tyson (since high school in 1989), The One On The Move (since 1993), DMC and Kool G Rap (late spring and summertime from 1989-1991). Any more you guys have in mind ?

Let me describe all of the situations leading to the cutoffs - even as some have repented and later got to rejoin my buddy club:

 

A. Some of you fellow Planeteers may had their accounts closed due to extreme nudity, raunchiness, spamming, and all else considered illegitimate by Websense/Community Connect, Inc.

 B. There are some of these Planeteers who are just outright PHONY and CHAMELEONISTIC, as though they wish to be buddies via invites, then showing their true colors upon a chance meeting. If that's how you Planeteers truly feel, then what are you logging onto this site for ?
 

MUTHAF(_)CK ALL OF YOU RAUNCHY, CHAMELEONISTIC, LOUSY, UNRULY, MISGUIDED, GREEDY, AND UNSCRUPULOUS GHETTO TRAMPS !  

Many of you are on here adding friends, music boxes, pictures and chances to become invitees, solely for the purpose of adding Member Points directly onto your pages and also for increasing YOUR own popularity! 

 

NOW READ THIS NEXT PASSAGE IN DETAIL . . . 

I'M NOT A RACIST OR ANTI-RELIGIOUS ON ANY ACCOUNT, BUT I'M ARCHITECTURALLY-ORIENTED ENOUGH TO SHOW EVERY PLANETEER THIS BUILDING POSTED ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY PAGE.

 

<---- IT'S CALLED THE BURJ KHALIFA, BUILT IN DUBAI IN THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES AND IS NOW DECLARED THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD . . . OVER 2700 FEET HIGH ! Now you can just open your eyes and mouths wide and just say "DAYYYUMMNN !"

 

 

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 PERSONAL STATISTICS

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Height: Six-foot even, or metrically, 6'0". 

Weight: 204-208, ranging from a little bulk to LOTS OF BUFF ! I must admit that I'm not the one with that John Basedow type of physique, but credit my attributes to former champion wrestler Hulk Hogan's sermon about "the training, the prayers, and the vitamins" for ensuring that I'll never resemble a beached whale, but will be far from the Human Pipe-Cleaner - just a physical in-betweener. I'm an individual who ladies look at and ask "Are you a stripper ?" Normally, I would witness examples of ongoing foolishness, and would later react by yelling out "WELCOME TO BALTIMORE !"

But soon many will witness how one who dares to push my buttons would end up facing a wrath similar to Huey Freeman from the Boondocks - or Wolverine from the X-Men - or The Incredible Hulk. I am far from being Courage the Cowardly Dog - or Moral Orel - or one of the Oblongs or Fairly Oddparents !

However, there was a time when I had been through a major misfortune, stemming from a near-fatal car accident that came close to taking me 6 feet under. But that was before I was able to find and clutch onto some ropes and broken tree branches, which I then used to pull myself out of the Quicksands of Hades ! I had to undergo seven years of rehabilitation in major hospitals located in Baltimore and in one case, a hospital in the DC Metro area. Some of my closest friends - and some people whom I barely had known - either went crazy, had seizures and faintings, or in two cases, attempted or committed suicide ! Despite all of that, I ought to say this in public, if you will: the Lord thy and my God just refused to let me die ! Bear witness to this, as I had recently been granted two certificates for my duties at the sanctuary of sermons, the water baptism, biblical studies, and swearing in at my new church, Set The Captives Free. He shall continue to let me flourish until that time has come. Consider me satisfied . . . AND SANCTIFIED . . .

UPDATE:

A physical makeover had just came across me on late October 2011. . one that had put me back to my original status prior to the near-tragedy from a decade ago ! I had just undergone an hour long surgery that removed all the injuries from my skull and had all types of implants put in it ! The Lord is literally lifting me up in the sky now, so consider me back in normality before Thanksgiving 2001. Only if He could revive those other two souls who became suicidal and bless those others who either cried, had seizures, or still wonder if I'll continue to flourish ! God shall bless all who do, and I'll continue to survive and succeed, and walk the Earth 'till Judgment Day !

 

 

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 TIME FOR ME TO PULL OUT

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Well folks it's about time for me to pull out ! I had made a handful of changes and updates on this page . . . just feel free to take a look. Notice the new Playlist and the Poll ? Those are some of the major updates I put on this page ! If you in the metro Baltimore are looking to get a photo portfolio, or if you got a party or festival coming your way, or I.S.O. a website update, or even a chance meeting, e-mail me at mistajeantavon@excite.com