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AVOID THESE 15 MISTAKES "WOMEN&MEN" MAKE IN BED
1. READING COSMO LIKE IT'S THE SEX BIBLE: JUST DON'T READ THEM, THIER UNRELIABLE SOUCES 2. INSECURITIES: CONFIDENCE IS THE SEXIEST THING YOU CAN PORTRAY IN AND OUT OF THE BEDROOM. PEOPLE CAN'T ALWAYS SEE THE IMPERFECTIONS THAT ONE SEES IN THIERSELF 3. LIKE A LUMP ON A LOG: BE ACTIVE IN YOUR SEX LIFE, AND YOUR QUEST FOR AN ORGASM, TEACH YOUR PARTNER HOW TO SATISFY YOU, AND WHAT THINGS YOU LIKE! 4. THINKING MEN HAVE EROGENEOUS ZONES: IT'S ONLY ONE LADIES!!LOL, AND IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND, AND MEN STOP TRYNA PLAY OUT YOUR FAVORITE PORNO MOVIE!! AND YOU WONDER WHY WOMEN FEEL LIKE THEY INADEQAUET!! 5. BEING SELF-CRITICAL: IT'S HARD TO TAKE COMPLIMENTS SOMETIMES WHEN YOUR LOVER DON'T AGREE WITH THEM, BUT TRY HARD TO ACCEPT HIS (OR HER) ATTENTION AND COMPLIMENTS AS GRACEFULLY AS YOU CAN. ( I KNOW IT'S HARD!) 6. FAKING ORGASMS: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER FAKE IT!!! IF IT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST WANT TO GET IT OVER WITH, GET OUT THE BED, AND DON'T GET BACK IN UNTIL YOU REALLY WANT IT. 7. ASSUMING MEN WILL BE "UP" FOR IT AT THE DROP OF A HAT ANYTIME, ANYWHERE: NEWS TO ME, BUT MEN DON'T GET HARD WITH EVERY PASSING BREEZE...EMOTIONS, TIREDNESS, INSECURITIES, AND WORRIES CAN MAKE THE "GRANDSTANDUP" TAKE SOME TIME. THEY NO DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN, ONLY A WOMEN'S PROCESS ISN'T VISABLE. SO LADIES, GIVE YOUR MAN A MASSAGE, TURN ON THE RED LIGHT, AND THROW ON THE 4 INCH HEELS, AND DANCE FOR HIM.LOL, YOU'LL BE HITTING A HOME RUN IN NO TIME!! 8. FORGETTING HOW VISUAL MEN ARE: ALMOST ALL MEN GO CRAZY AT SENSUAL SIGHTS. THEY NEVA GET SICK OF SEEING A NAKED WOMAN, ONE IN A BATHING SUIT, ONE IN LINGERE, ONE POSSED SEDUCTIVELY, ONE IN THE SHOWER, HELL A WOMAN ANYWHERE! ( AM I RIGHT GENTLEMAN??) SO JUST LIKE YOU WANT THEM TO RECOGNIZE OUR FEMININE DESIRES, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR GUYS TO HAVE THIER EYE CANDY AS WELL...I KNOW, IT IS HARD, BUT JOIN HIM, OR GRAB YOUR GIRLS AND CHECK OUT CHIP-N-DALES! 9. GIVING HIM THE SILENT TREATMENT: IF HE MAKES YOU HOTT LET HIM KNOW IT!! IF TALKING DIRTY ISN'T YOUR THING, MAKE SOME KIND OF NOISE DAM! LET HIM KNOW YOUR ENJOYING YOURSELF. AND TRUST ME WHEN HE KNOWS THAT, THE SEX WILL GET EVEN MORE SATISFYING. 10. EXPECTING HIM 2 THINK AS A WOMAN: WHILE YOUR LOVER REALLY WANTS TO PLEASE YOU, AND WANTS TO DO WHATEVA TO MAKE IT GREAT FOR YOU, IT MIGHT NOT COME NATURALLY. HE MIGHT NOT THINK TO TRIMM HIS BACK HAIRS, OR A WOMAN MIGHT NOT THINK TO CHOOSE THE BEDDING WITH HIM IN MIND. AGAIN, COMMUNICATE PEOPLE!! NOT EVERYBODY'S BORN GREAT LOVERS. GOTTA LEARN SOMEHOW, WHY NOT LET HIM LEARN FROM YOU! 11. NOT INITIATING SEX: A TWO WAY STREET!! BOTH PARTNERS GOT TO KEEP THIER SPOON IN THE POT! NEGLECTING TO DO YOUR JOB WILL SEND THE MESSAGE THAT YOUR NOT INTERESTED, AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU?? THAT'S A WHOLE NOTHER STORY....UN HUH 12. LOSING YOUR SEXUALITY AFTER BECOMING A MOTHER: MEN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! AND IT'S NOT DESERVED, BUT WOMEN GET TIRED AND SEX JUST AIN'T A PRIORITY! *HIT IM TIRED, I CAN'T RECOGNIZE YOU ROMANTICALLY. (HOLD UP!) INORDER TO HAVE A PERFECT FAMILY, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE PERFECT COUPLE, AND YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ON THE BACK BURNER FOR LONG BEFORE IT BURNS OUT. OK! LET'S MOVE ALONG.... 13. LETTING GO OF YOUR FEMALE ALLURE: LADIES!!! YOUR MAN WANTS TO SEE ALL THE PASSION IN THE RELATIONSHIP AS YOU DO, BUT IF HE CAN'T SEE ALL THE SWEETNESS THAT GOT HIM HOT FOR YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO CLING TO? THE MEMORY OF YOUR ALLURE??? PLEASE!....IF YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO END UP WITH "HALF" THE MAN YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DO THAT TO THE MAN YOU LOVE OK BOO BOO. ( MEN TOO) 14. GETTING YOUR FEELINGS HURT WHEN HE DOESN'T WANT 2 CUDDLE: IT'S NOOOOOOO JOKE, THERE ARE CHEMICALS IN A MANS BODY THAT ARE RELEASED AFTER AN ORGASM, THAT MAKES HIM WANT TO ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP. AND JUST KNOW THAT AFTER YOU DONE PUT THAT THANG ON HIM GOOD, THE FEELING IS SO INTENSE, CUDDLING FEELS LIKE TORTURE! YOU DID YOUR JOB!!! AND SOMETIMES YOU DO IT SO WELL IT MAKES HIM WANT TO GET UP AND WASH THE DISHES! OK! 15. INSISTING ON BEING THE DOMINATE PARTNER ALL THE TIME: LOVE AND SEX IS ABOUT EXPLORING ONE ANOTHER, AND FULFILLING EACH OTHER'S DESIRE. IN DOING SO CAN LET YOUR PARTNER KNOW WHAT FEELS GOOD TO YOU AND WHAT YOU LIKE. BUT YOU HAVE TO PASS THE REIGNS SOMETIMES. HIS SENCE OF SELF AS FAR AS BEING A MAN DEPANDS ON IT. IT'S TIME TO TAKE ACTION LADIES! DON'T LET ANY OF THESE THINGS GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR INNER GODDESS EMERGING, PLUS THESE ARE WAYS TO GET CHA MAN TO LOVE YOU LONG TIME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
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