Hmmmmm, I am going to warn all you stuck up guys who is looking for a trophy wife, get the hell on. You know, the one who is regarded highly educated, smart, beautiful, can feed your intellect mind (take your dumb %#&@$! back to school) and as well as stimulate your lion at the same time (please give me a beer and a break!) the ones who wear Babies Doll’s clothes. Please kept it moving fellas, I am not the one for ya and you betch ya too!
Now that I got your attention, please read on to see who I am. I am fun, spontaneous and optimist at all time. I never look down on no one and hold no high expectation; we all are human. No tests, no games, no hassles, no dramas nor tricks, I am easy as Sunday morning. If I want to know something, I will ask you and be prepared to except the answer. I am grown and so are you. I love to be romanced the ole school way (and no you can not get some on the first date). My interests are cookout, live jazz music, family and friends gathering, joy riding are just a few. Get back with me and I will tell you the rest.
Please Exercise Extreme Caution: I love to laugh and you better LOL too! Be prepare to laugh until you feel loss of bladder control, weakness in the knees, abdominal pain, watery eyes, loss of balance, outbursts of laughter, weight loss, reduced stress, and excessive happiness. Being with me can be very good to your health and addictive, just what the doctor will prescript.
Recap: If you are looking for the "Perfect Girl" on this page, guys kept it moving, hey it's just my opinion, but why not give me a shot? You know what they say, "the grass is always greener on the other side." I know I'm not 23 and don't have my sexy six-pack any more (right now I am Thick-N-Soft ), but I'm starting to look for that special someone that I can have as a friend first and hopefully grow that relationship into something much more special. I feel like I’m the only girl on here who would love to spend time with someone special in lieu of spending time chatting on an Internet dating website.
