ThaMB2003 SUCCESS IS OFTEN ACHIEVED BY THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW THAT FAILURE IS INEVITABLE... - September 21, 2011 add/view comments (1)

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"I CAN'T HELP THE POOR IF I'M ONE OF THEM, SO I GOT RICH AND GAVE BACK TO ME THAT'S THE WIN, WIN"

"IF SOMEONE, SHOWS YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM" "LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE BREATHS WE TAKE BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY." "YOU CAN LOSE A LOT OF MONEY CHASING WOMEN, BUT YOU WILL NEVER LOSE WOMEN CHASING MONEY" SUCCESS IS OFTEN ACHIEVED BY THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW THAT FAILURE IS INEVITABLE...
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It's our Light, not our Darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves,"Who am I to be Brilliant, Gorgeous, Talented and Fabulous, actually, Who are you not to be?" Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightening about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We should all shine like children do. For as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give others permission to do the same.

THE GUY'S RULES: At last a guy has finally taken the time to write this all down. Finally the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" on purpose. 1. Men are not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it. 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.....REALLY. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are ready to discuss sports: basketball, football, wrestling, etc. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Thank you for reading this.