TONI
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THANKS TO ALL WHO ATTENDED MY LAST PARTY, ...LOL I KNOW FIRST HAND YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF. HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE NEXT ONE...
I'M ALLERGIC TO BULLSHYT!, SO PLEASE COME AT ME CORRECTLY & DON'T TAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS-back to our regular scheduled program:
I'm Toni, I work hard play harder. I'm one of the Vets of blackplanet, I was here in the beginning. I deleted my page because I was receiving too much bullshyt.. I'm back to try it out again. I'm on here to entertain and to be entertained. Not looking for love or a billion hook-ups. Some say I'm a bytch, and some say I'm the coolest lady on the Planet, it's up to you to decide
LATE BREAKING NEWS........
To all my Big Gurls out here, Don't let these "I'll have a salad"azz bytches define who you are. They can't steal your joy if you don't let them. There are some fine Azz brothas out there for you too. Believe It. And stop hating on each other,we have enough drama in our lives as is. So I want to say BIGG UPS TOO
MONQUIE
CRYSTAL CLEAR
QUEEN LATIFAH
CHEROKEE-YEAH THAT BYTCH AINT THAT SMALL
PINKY
MONIE
SHERI-AKA SHAYKILLA
MICHELLE
Words Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ' ' FUCC YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's
wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
POEMS BY
(HELL U KNOW)
"I'M AN ARTIST, I'M SENSITVE ABOUT MY SHYT"
BARE WET
Beads of sweat compressed against our skin,
Your lips amiable, pleasing me as summer does,
Your back executing visions of past moments shared.
Your body glistening like black sand wet with sunlight,
Smooth as my breasts; Kiss me anywhere from my ankles to my knees
You're amorous as I anguish this
Brush your lips against my thighs; tell me something sweet and hot
Reminiscing with your left hand
Touching softly with your right hand
Make love to me between twilight,
That thin space of light where your body is bare wet
And your soul melts each time embracing thoughts set
As lovers often do.
THE JAZZ IN MY HIPS
I know this person
I considered him a friend
then I got to talking to him
for hours on end
He's a lot different
than what I first thought of him
now my feelings aren't so clear
my vision is a blur
I feel so calm
so relaxed when he's near
but I just don't know
exactly what it is I fear
maybe I fear losing
a really cool guy
or maybe I'm afraid of losing
a chance to call him my baby
I know that this guy
has something about him
that's special and different
I don't know how I feel about him
but I think about him every minute
Either way I go
I know one thing for certain
I know that he is without a doubt
a very special person
"WET DREAM"
LUST JUICES OOZES FROM MY MOUTH, DRIPPING DOWN MY CHIN,
TASTING YOU IS LIKE DRINKING FINE WINE,
WOULD YOU MINE, IF I TASTED YOU AGAIN, CAUSE EJACULATION BRINGS
ABOUT THIS SOOTHING SENSATION TO MY SOUL. CAN I TEACH YOU
THINGS THAT ARE HIDDEN; UNTOLD?
AS I SUCK MY FINGERS DRENCHED IN YOUR SECRET SAUCE, YOU KONW
WHO'S THE BOSS. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PAY THE COST, NOT NICKELS,
DIMES OR PENNIES, CAUSE CURRENCY IS NOT THE URGENCY I SEEK
SO PUT YOUR FACE IN PLACES WHERE YOUR MEMBER GOES DEEP,
DEEP, SO DEEP WHERE YOUR TONGUE IS EXHAUSETED AND MY BODY
STARTS TOSSING, WHILE YOUR POUNDING YOUR MEAT TO THE BEAT OF ME MOANING; I'M CUMMING
DOWN YOUR THROAT
DAMN IM WOKE
SUBCONSCIOUSLY
(not 1 of mine but I love it)
SUBCONSCIOUSLY.
I ADORE MANY THINGS ABOUT YOU
SUBCONSCIOUSLY,
GROOVING WITH YOU, TO OUR SONG
SUBCONSCIOUSLY,
HAVING WINE ON THE OAK FLOOR WHILE THE SUN SETS, LOOKING DEEP INTO YOUR EYES,
SEEING....BELIEVING....RELAXED BREATHING.
SUBCONSCIOUSLY,
EMBRACING YOU WITH DEEP....LONG....CONVERSATIONS. .....
UNTIL WE EXPLODE IN UNISON, ENCAGED IN EACH OTHER EYES, ONE LAUGHS AND ONE CRYS
SUBCONSCIOUSLY,
TOUCHING EVERY ATOM, SUB-ATOM, MINUTE MOLECULE, OF YOU....DEAR
because....SUBCONSCIOUSLY
THERE IS NO MOVEMENT TOWARD REALITY
MR. REAL TALK
DILAPIDATED BLACK LOVE
(decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse )
BITTERNESS SURROUNDS MY SOUL, SQUEEZING IT TIGHTER, I CANT BREATHE, I
NEED TO BE RELIEVED OF THIS PRESSURE; OF LIFE.
LOVE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE EASIER THAN MY ABC'S, BUT MANY NOW DIE FROM THE
HIV'S; AIDS
BLACK LOVE RUNS DEEP IN MY VEINS, YET IT ALWAYS ENDS IN SO MUCH PAIN
I'M TIRED, READY TO EXPIRE OR CONSPIRE THE TRUTH;
THAT LOVE DON'T LIVE HERE NO MORE
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR ME DEATH
ALLOW MY SOUL TO TAKE A DESERVING TRANQUIL REST
MY GOAL IS NOT TO SEARCH FOR THAT NEXT NUTT
CAUSE FUCCN IS NOTHING BUT A LETHAL CLUTCH
OF DESIRE, LUST AND GREED
I WANT TO BE FREED
FROM BLACK LOVE
PAPER TIGER
I get attached too quickly and too hard; evidently it's my curse. Should I immerse, my heart in jello, hey fellow, can you see me standing here. I made it clear, I've been hurt before, look here's my sore, I bore; when I let my emotions out, should I doubt, what another man's about. Check mate, not a soul mate, fucc a date. But hey, life is still great, cause lesson learned, I yearn for another adventure. As I rehearse this play called life, which should be put on "BIG" screen, you know what I mean; it won't be clean. A slight pause, to turn the pages of this script, can I take a sip of that Yac, your holding there, can I stare , into your eyes, I'm not a prize, no disguise, just a friend. Loneliness surrounds me like a bad dream, yet I scream from inside, do you mind, if I unwind in your presence. Once we part, I will dart back into my shell, where I dwell, until I'm allowed to be me, can you see . I'm as real as they come, here's the deal son, I'm just a paper tiger.
TUNE INTO THE MENS CHANNEL THEY'RE TALKING WHAT ARE THEY SAYING......
IF SOMETHING BOTHERS U, SPEAK UP
DON'T EVER MAKE HIM FEEL HE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN U ARE. DO NOT MAKE HIM INTO A QUASI-GOD
NEVER LET HIM DEFINE WHO U ARE
ALL MEN ARE NOT DOGS
DATING IS FUN, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE MR. RIGHT
A MAN WILL ONLY TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU ALLOW HIM
HE IS A MAN, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS
YOU CANNOT CHANGE A MAN'S BEHAVIOR. CHANGE COMES FROM WITHIN
YOU SHOULD NOT BE THE ONE DOING ALL THE BENDING... COMPROMISE IS A TWO WAY STREET
YOU NEED TIME TO HEAL BETWEEN RELATIONSHIPS, THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT BAGGAGE
MAKE HIM MISS YOU SOMETIMES, WHEN YOUR ALWAYS THERE HE TAKES YOU FOR GRANTED
(I SECOND THAT ONE)
THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEM AND AN ENTIRE LIFETIME TO FORGET THEM
THANK YOU FOR TAKING A MINUTE TO KNOW ME.
