My best friend and I went out to Applebee's to treat ourselves to a nice lunch. We just happened to be sitting across from a black couple.They looked very nice, all dressed up, so I'm guessing it was a special occasion for them. Okay, so me and my friend are just talking and I'm sucking on a lollipop. It was good too. So the guy across from us says " do you have to stick your tongue out all the way when you lick that? I didn't know what to say! But his girl did! She was like " do you have to... (continue reading)

  I work at a beautiful beach here in virginia. There is lots of tourism and sight seeing to do around here. Part of my job description is the cleanliness of the beach. Yea. I'm at work with my co-worker one day and it's hot as ever, we're doing a trash run. It's like at least 100 cans to check. Anyway, I know everybody remembers those bracelets everyone used to wear that said" w.w.j.d." right?  Yeah so I'm driving the truck and my co-worker,he is pulling the trash.... (continue reading)

One night, we're getting ready to go to sleep. I put my daughter to bed and tell her good night. Her daddy is in the kitchen getting something to drink. Finally he comes down the hall and tells her good night. He comes in the room and closes the door half way. He gets in the bed, and moves his arm in the air under the cover getting ready to hold me. (Every dude wants to have sex before sleep) But anyway, before he could rest his arm on my side, my daughter says," don't do it dad." I... (continue reading)