Who Am I?
I am extremely witty, charismatic, gregarious and easy to talk to, until you PISS me off... Allow me to introduce myself, I am very analytical, so save all that irrelevant A$$ stuff for the NEXT sista, do not insult my intelligence with meaningless banter, IT WILL NOT get you ANYWHERE but a quick SEND to the SPAM folder!!
I have been on BP long enough to know what interest me and what doesn't, FOR example, I am not interested in ANYONE from GHANA, NIGERIA, SINGAPORE. I am not INTERESTED in giving ANYONE my routing and account number, KEEP ya QuaDRILLION dollars (smile)
I am not interested in ANYONE under 6ft, YEAH I have a preference... I am 4'11 and have never BEEN attracted to a brotha that can look me EYE to EYE, somebody else MIGHT like ya, SHE just doesn't have this PAGE.. *serious face*
I do not care what kind of car YOU drive, I care about what DRIVES you my nig, I dont care about ya MONEY pics, Ya Cadillac SMILE, that kinna stuff only impresses BIRDS.. ( *)> feel me?
Ladies, if ya got something goin on with a dude on BP, and you happen to see my name on his friend list, or his inbox, DO YA own SELF ESTEEM a FAVOR, dont send me any dumb a$$ notes asking me questions, don't be so territorial, that isnt attractive AT ALL!!
Dudes, there is absolutely nothing you can tell me about my physical attributes, I have BUNCHES of mirrors in my HOUSE, I KNOW WHAT I AM WORKIN WITH *smile* compliments are not how to get my attention, you what what gets me??? DO NOT USE THE WORD " CONVERSATE" works EVERYTIME...
Married DUDES yeah my screen name says URMANSOTHAWOMAN, kind of misleading eh? YOU run to the page, think WOW a chick that doesn't mind being a side piece, well, NEGATIVE I created the name because it was CATCHY and CONFRONTATIONAL, yeah I guess you can say I am an ATTENTION WHORE... YA dont get a bunch of HITS just being cute.. DUH!!
BIcurious, BIpolar BIlingual chicks....I love ya, but STAY in ya LANE...only ONE thing that DRIVES me....and THATS me... *muahz*
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How to Contact Me
AOL: ShanToldIt1st
Yahoo: MsSeantal
Telephone # (ha ha ha)
