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STUFF ABOUT ME:

WHAT YOU DOING ON HERE??

Killling time trying to find something to do....looking for a victim--OOPS!! I mean--uhh... a friend (:

WHAT ARE THINGS YOU DONT DO??

Dont Drink, Dont Smoke, dont do drugs, dont hang around needy people.

Why?

I've done it to the point where I didnt want to do it anymore. Plus I also found out for every cigarette that one smokes you take 7 minutes of your life away. With alcohol (when intoxicated) you take about 10-15 minutes away from your liver. And with drugs...well yall know what those do.

As for needy people, I stay away from people who want too much from me "do this" "do that" "gimme this gimme that" or lets just say the ones who dont desire to provide for themselves but expect for someone else to.

 wHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO:

ANSWER: DRAW, SEW, DESIGN CLOTHES, SLEEP, COOK (:

WHICH IS MORE VALUABLE FOR YOURSELF BEAUTY OR INTELLIGENCE?

aNSWER: INELLINGENCE!! BEAUTY CAN BE MODIFIED, NOT INTELLIGENCE, AND THATS WHAT BEAUTY PRODUCTS ARE FOR, ITS NOT LIKE YOU CAN GO TO THE STORE AND SAY HEY, I NEED TO BUY A NEW BRAIN.

WHATS YOUR INSIGHT ON RELATIONSHIPS??

ANSWER:I FEEL THAT COMMITMENT,TRUST, AND UNDERSTANDING ARE THE THREE PRIMARY ASPECTS OF A RELATIONSHIP AFTER THAT EVVERYTHING WILL FALL IN PLACE....LIKE SEX, DEALING WITH FINANCIAL ISSUES, MARRAIGE, COMMUNICATION.....MORE SEX. LOL

IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY THEN WHY ARENT YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP??

ANSWER: I HAVE ISSUES, I LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD (:

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN LOVE??

ANSWER:....................... .............................. ...........(to be continued).................... ..................

WANT TO GET MARRIED?

aNSWER:NOT REALLY

WANT KIDS?

ANSWER: THEY POOP TOO MUCH!! LOL

sOMETHING ABOUT YOU:

IM DIFFCULT TO PLEASE WHEN IT COMES TO INTERACTING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GUYS!! YOU KNOW YOU WRONG WHEN:

You on Blackplanet trying to holla and you got 3-4-5-6-7 plus kids ( baby mommas), what single girl in her right mind wants to deal with that?? Get off the net and take care of your kids!!

When you dont have a picture ( or your pic is blurry) but expect for me to respond.

You like 40,50,60 years old trying to holla at a female in her 20's thats just wrong.

You took your picture on the bus but your name is Cashmoney playa, RichCat, or some name involving wealth)

You married, but are looking for friends ( wanting a relationship w/o ur wife involved)....oookay.

 WORST PICK UPLINES  EVER!!

-Good Day Gorgeous ! we went to the same school, you went to B U.."BEAUTIFUL UNIVERSITY" didn't you ??? I remember your major was BEAUTY,..and you minor was SEXYNESS? And I can tell you graduated Sexy Cum..Laude?lol and your G.P.A was not a 3.5 or 4.0 but a 10!! I

i wanna see what the rest of the package look like

-  831-555-XXXX

- U MUST HAVE BEEN MADE IN HEAVEN

-WHATS UP SEXY HOLLA AT YA BOY (PORNSTAR 69, LICKU 587, OR SOME OTHER SEXUAL DEROGATORY NAMES)

-YOU MARRIED??

-SO WHEN CAN YOU BE MY BABY MOMMA?

-SO BABY, CAN A PLAYA HOLLA AT YA?

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