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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my p.enis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
As you see - you got a choice - smile -

LITTLE TONY ON MATH: PART 2

Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'", replies TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the fuking difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

In Dreams
I saw you last night
I wonder who you are
I know it's not right
Loving you from afar

I'm not sure what to do
I don't know what to say
I only know that I want you
I must find a way

My lips long to kiss you
My arms need you to hold
I know what I must do
But dare I be so bold

I have loved you forever
Or that's how it seems
But we are only together
At night in my dreams

I can't fight this feeling
It burns like a flame
My passion is reeling
As I call out your name

When the dark becomes light
I know you'll be gone
But when my dreams take flight
Our love will go on

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home
but that it will cost over $5000, where as they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The guy says, "Look!, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
 

 A Perfect Ending

At the close of our day,
I linger in your eyes,
Lost in the moment,
Cherishing your touch.

Kissing, your tongue tangling with mine,
teasing me, exciting me, making me ache,
wanting to take you right then.

You lay back, pleading without words,
Breathless with anticipation,
As I stand over you, taunting,
Making you wait, admiring what I've done.

Anxious, you raise your hips to greet my stare,
beckoning me to enter you,
As if the lips hidden there
could speak for you, to some other part of me.

Finally, I grant you relief,
embedding your being,
your feet upon my chest to brace us both,
as I thrust deep inside, again and again.

I reach places within you,
you thought were untouchable,
the pain hurting so good,
that you can't help but cry out.

I wonder, if possibly I am hurting you,
Easing momentarily, but then you say, "don't stop",
And I know your whimpers are from ecstasy,
As you call me back into our entrancing dance.

Your eyes are open to catch me,
As I am stealing satisfaction with my own,
Taking pride in knowing it is me,
That has caused these looks to come across your face,
Demonstrating to me, my power over you.

And then I say, "Oh Lady,"
As I gaze at you dreamily,
Shaking my head, as in disbelief,
Shyly grinning, revealing to you, your own power
To make me feel alive.

You know I am close to leaving me,
Traveling to that place you cannot follow,
And you ask me not to go,
Trying with all your might to make me stay,
Requesting, "easy, wait," as you push me to my back,
Climbing atop me.
 
Then ever so carefully, you navigate me once again,
to the edge of your own heaven,
as I find that perfect rhythm of my own,
barely breathing.

And as you start to throb, you become the one
who cannot be stopped from taking flight,
as you ride me wildly, beyond the realms of night,
into your own promised land.

And returning to earth,
you find to your delight,
I, also coming back to ground,
from a visit to a paradise,
that we both, together, found!