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My name is Joe Sidney. I'm still a spontaneous person living day by day, but im trying to eliminate that with more planning and order. I'm from the South West Side of Houston Texas. I have been to Vegas and back to Houston. While out in Vegas I Met a lot of interesting people and learned more about life than I have ever known. Some I miss dearly, some I don't lol. While in Vegas I attended CCSN, which is one of their many community colleges they have to offer. I started working towards a business degree, I plan to finish what I started. I can see where I am still on my way to purse my real dreams, only to be more than my peers. Females I like, I like all, to be blunt, but one female has made me realize that goofy females are cool ha-ha. I like a girl who is optically appealing; she has to be catching to the eye. Her ethnic background can be whatever. Personality's varies from day to day depending what kind of mood you're in, I think personally. But I can pretty much get along with the most of them. I would depict myself as a diverse person. I can be sweet so I have been told, to a person mixed with thug attributes, trying to get away from that, to goal oriented, to goofy at times and then back to a GOD fearing person. I have only 4 tats for now, one for my cousin that was killed, another saying Lord Knows, and the other for my mom. I smile to much, you cant tell from the pics, but trust me I do. I like to spend most of my free time with females or the one that is mine, not so much in a negative way but in a way whrer we spend time getting to really know one another. Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved." This was something funny to me, so I decide to put it up on here. Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Black folk up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, a horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, ham hock, sparerib, and pig feet bones are all over the streets of Gold, some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean, there are Watermelon seeds all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it dose not fit with their hairstyles. The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil. "The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems your are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe......hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Negroes Dun put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning!" Us Saved Folks Is Sum thin else. CSS MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? A %#&@$!in good year! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so I can suck ur tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt; eat me like the %#&@$!in book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said a wet %#&@$! always makes a %#&@$! happy! Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur %#&@$!ing sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train

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