_itsNobi @itsNobi & http://facebook.com/NobiSJoyis - September 14, 2010 add/view comments (0)

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I've been on BP forever, but I've never been compelled to write a personal message before.

well, I suppose the only things worth typing are:

• I recently decided to start practicing abstinence. Why? Because I'm tired of the groupies. I can't help that I'm good.....I also can't help that females wont bother to get to know a dude cause the sample of the cows milk was so good they'd settle for the milk , instead of the cow. smh. My lady friends know how sexual I am, and laugh everytime I tell them. I'm serious, though. I suppose I'll abstain until I find someone who's interested in me more than my sex game. By the way, if there is nothing discernible to you about being sexual vs being a %#&@$!/slag/sket/%#&@$!/slaw/etc. , we don't think alike.

• the music playing IS a part of my radio show. enjoy it.

• I don't read pages. I just don't waste time "learning" about people with whom I may never converse. I'll only *consider* it after we've gone back and forth a bit. I actually doubt ill read it then, too, as I view it as a waste of time. why? because, I wanna learn about you from my own experience. anyone can say anything good about themselves, but true beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Besides, me "knowing" everything going in takes away from conversation. how boring is that?

• If you feel the need to ask "do I know you," you don't.  Please refrain from it. its annoying. As the sole purpose of being a part of an online community is to network, in one way or another, it strikes me as odd that people will not commit to a conversation with people they haven't already met in person elsewhere. Piss off.

• If you have a photo that says "diva" or any derivative, with your lips slightly puckered as if to say "niqqa please," I prolly don't wanna holla. That bs is cliche, hackeneyed, and trite (repetitive, arent I?). Be yourself.

• If you get a message that says hi, and never respond to me, but get one a week or two later, don't be surprised. I treat this like *smart* people treat job opportunities: if I never get to the interview, it doesn't count as a loss. That is to say, I figure that if I'm interested enough to send a message to you, others may be, too. So, if you don't respond, I assume the position that I was overlooked.

• I'm a New Yorker living in Stone Mountain who is English, Jamaican and Guyanese enough to speak with any accent that suites the situation.

Piss off.

itsNobi
 

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