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Just another brotha tired of the games...
Now accepting applications :-)
My needs are simple. I would love to meet and befriend a woman:
- who is capable of conversing about a variety of topics
- who knows how to take care of herself physically and personally (I know there is no one person in this world that doesn't have an issue or two), but for the love of Pete (whoever he ever was), what I see as a red flag is if you are in denial about your past that might be filled with drama and chaos.
- who understands that I was not put on this earth to spend all of my money on her - yes I am all for treating my lady to nice things or "good times", and it would be nice to have the same done to me every now and then
- who can appreciate the little things
- who can spend time with a man who knows enough about women to make a difference

All interested parties may apply, or hit me up @ alaye62@gmail.com and we can go from there ....

From the words of a fellow BP?er:

LADIES, LADIES, LADIES
NOW!!!!!!! HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS, SO DON T EXPECT US TO BE.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOONOR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.

1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
A) SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
B) STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
C) OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
D) JUST SAY EXACTLY WHAT U WANT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR. (you wont, but your girl friend will)

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IT WAS ONLY SAID TO GET IN YOUR PANTS ANYWAY

IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU WON'T DRESS LIKE THE VICTORIA 'S SECRET GIRLS, DON'T EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA MENS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING, OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE, OR SIMPLY DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. THATS WHAT WE DO.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT I S JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. (YOU DONT LIKE LIES SOOOOOO WHY LIE TO US)

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE... REALLY.

1. DONT ASK US WHAT WERE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PERPARED TO DISUCSS TOPICS, AS THE TRUTH, SEX, SPORTS, OR SOME OF YOUR SORRY-ASS FRIENDS.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1. IF I GOT YOUR BACK YOU SHOULD HAVE MINE, FOR IF YOU WONT, SHE WILL.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT ALWAYS YOUR FRIENDS WHEN IT COMES TO HAVING A MAN. WOMEN CAN BE B_TCHES TOO.


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