C. Thinks every brother is intimidated by her academic success
D. She says she graduated from Stanford, but you have never seen a diploma.
2. Ms Religious
ADVANTAGES
A. Always going to church
B. Can cook her *bleep* off
C. Hates clubs, loves staying home
D. Star of the church choir, voice like Aretha Franklin
E. Saving it for her husband
DISADVANTAGES
A. Never has any money, always giving it to the church
B. Has 3 bad *bleep* kids
C. Body like Aretha Franklin
D. Saving it for her husband
3. Ms Older Women
ADVANTAGES
A. She has her own house and car
B. Dependable job
C. Mature, not about the B.S. younger sisters are about
D. Doesn t play around when it comes to sex, gets her *bleep* on
DISADVANTAGES
A. Has her own house, but her 3 grown *bleep* kids live there too
B. Every time you have sex she throws out her hip
C. You went to high school with her son
D. She went to high school with your mother
E. Turns out she s more immature that your average teenage girl
4. Ms Superfreak
ADVANTAGES
A. During sex she licks you everywhere possible
B. Doesn t want a commitment, just rough sex
C. She s ok with you creeping with her only at night
D. Knows you have girl and is cool with it
E. Loves for you to spank her
DISADVANTAGES
A. She starts hanging out with your little sister
B. You she her striping at the local stripclub
C. Your homeboy up the street is hitting it
D. She starts asking you for money
E. She tells you she is pregnant and you re the father
F. She gets your name tattoed on her arms
5. Ms Whitegirl
ADVANTAGES
A. Gives you one hell of a blowjob
B. Loves her some black men
C. Owns a big house out in the suburbs
D. Your homeboys give you mad respect for hitting her
E. Gives you no lip, does what you tell her to do
DISADVANTAGES
A. You can t take her over your family house for the holidays
B. She can t take you over family house for the holidays
C. You start having severe O.J. flashback
D. Your homeboys call you a sell out behind your back
E. She dumps you and marries and Irish cop one month later.
6. Ms Rich
ADVANTAGES
A. Comes from a rich family
B. Buys you everything you want
C. Well-connected
D. Freaky as hell during sex
E. Vacations in the Bahamas
F. No kids
DISADVANTAGES
A. 20 different personalities
B. Manic-depressant
C. Her jealously is uncontrollable
D. Since everything you wear she bought, she feels she owns you
E. Her whole family is crazy as hell
F. Last night the condom broke
7. Ms Hood-Rat
ADVANTAGES
A. *bleep*s the *bleep* out of you
B. Low self-esteem, just happy to have aman
C. Her mother wants to *bleep* you
D. Steals Pole gear from Macy s for you
E. You can come over to her house at any time plus spend the night
DISADVANTAGES
A. The hood-rat usual, 2 kids *bleep*ed-up crib and lives with her mother
B. Her sons father swears he s going to get her back or else
C. You notice money is starting to be missing from your wallet
D. She creeps every now and again with her daughters father.
E. You find out that she s starring in a new porno movie.
8. Ms Bi-Sexual
ADVANTAGES
A. She tells you she s bi from the start
B. Wants no commitment
C. Down for a threesome with you and her girlfriend
D. Freaky in the bed
E. Tells you that your *bleep* is so good she might go straight
DISADVANTAGES
A. Her girlfriend looks more manly than you
B. She swears that you regay also
C. Has a big crush on your mother
D. Her girl friend is always paging you and telling you she is going to *bleep* you up.
E. She tells you that your *bleep* is so bad that s why she is a lesbian
9. Ms Young girl
ADVANTAGES
A. Sweet and innocent
B. Sexually hasn t been around the block that much
C. Loves to eat out at McDonalds
D. Very na ve, your game is all new to her
DISADVANTAGES
A. She has to be home every night at 10pm
B. Loves watching the cartoon channel every time she comes over to your apartment.
C. She goes to high school with your little sister
D. Turns out she s more sexually active than you.
10. Ms 30 & Never Married
ADVANTAGES
A. Good family and friends
B. Good job and has own apartment
C. Wifey material
D. A fairly decent cook
DISADVANTAGES
A. She 2 checks away from being Ms. Hood-Rat
B. Can t *bleep*
C. Looking for a husband at all cost, if you ain t talking marriage within amonth she ain t trying to hear it.
D. Has a bad breath proble
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