Hmmm, my personal message....
I'm going to start off with something that I live and love by: ANYTHING OR ANYONE THAT COMES INTO YOUR LIFE SHOULD BE A COMPLIMENT AND NOT A COMPLICATION.
I am a very laid back, drama free, open minded person. I love my life, moreover, I LOVE ME....as easy as that sounds, sometimes it's the hardest thing to do. But in order to honestly love anyone else, you HAVE TO LOVE YOURSELF FIRST AND FOREMOST....(ok, I'm climbing off my soapbox, someone catch me)
I want to thank each and every one that has taken the time to stop and say hi, taken the time to share a bit of YOU with ME. I have "met" some really amazing people here. Yes, I have ran across a few "special" people as well...LOL....for the most part it's been a blast.
To all my PHENOMENAL WOMEN...no matter the color, size, or situation....YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!
**NEW NOTE**
April 7, 2008
Ok, someone help me back up onto my soapbox, I have a few other things I need to say.....
PLEASE, PLEASE......in describing one's self..please try to be as accurate as you possibly can. Now, if you are wearing glasses or considered legally blind, a slight exception MIGHT be made. BUT otherwise please be truthful.
Also, if you are "borrowing" someone else's profile for the weekend...keep in mind that you ARE NOT that person...let a lady know. In the rare instance that you and your friend are twins, I'm sure that somewhere it's possible, it's cool, but please..again...describe yourself accurately....
for all you curious people who want to know why I am posting this, well let's just say that I had a wonderful adventure!!!! LMAO (being sarcastic) send me a note for more info.....
**NEW NOTE**
April 14, 2008
I guess I need to grab a chair and a latte, I'm going to be on this soap box for a minute...people keep messing with me. I'm about to have a tantrum, fall back and bust my skull.....Fellas....Fellas....FELLAS...someone pass me a tissue....
I'll be the first to admit that i am a very sensual/sexual person (sorry if that's too much out the box for some, but I gotta say this) but fellas......"Can I lick your ***** is NOT A VERY GOOD ICE BREAKER!!!
Next, if by some chance we do agree to meet, PLEASE have a way (that YOU PAY FOR) THERE AND BACK to wherever it is that you are coming from.....I lost my cabbie/travel agent license last week....
This applies to however you have to travel....PLANE, TRAIN, OR AUTOMOBILE (great movie by the way)
Forgive the insanity, but some "special" people have pulled my hand on this one!!! WHEW!!! I need a drink.....
Oh, one more thing, how could i have forgotten!!!! Playboy, Hustler, and Black Tail rejected my offer to pose...I was too wild for them...(LOL) that means that I DON'T HAVE ANY NUDE PHOTOS TO SHARE!!!! FRESH OUT!!!! Then if you don't have a picture on here AT ALL...I really don't know what to say...the "don't trip, I look good" thing don't really work anymore....I've rolled SNAKE EYES on that one.....(rolling dice....rolling dice....blowing on dice.....DAMN!!!!)
Hmmm, I'm sleepy now....I'll just curl up in this corner until someone else decides to stick their finger in my cage...please pay attention to the sign..........PLEASE DON'T FEED OR TEASE THE SMALL ANIMALS!!!
August 20, 2008
Hello (clearing my throat and stretching) I've been asleep for a minute and OF COURSE some rude rascal had to wake me up, well a FEW rude, slicker than bear grease (they think they are) rascals.
Has the world gone mad?!! What is the damn deal with men asking for money? Last time I checked ATM's were located at your local bank branch, some obscure places and damit......7 ELEVEN!!!!
Tell me how you meet someone on Monday and then fix your lips to ask for rent money on Thursday? Get the hell out of here!!!!! Are you kidding me? INSANE....
I have met a few "men" that think that their game is tight..hmmm....LMAO....I don't even know if I can call this game....let me hip you to my game....listen carefully, put the IPOD down, here's a Q-tip, and for those that really need help...please visit www.miracle-ear.com and if you won't have a chance to get to the website please feel free to call 1-877-268-4264 telephone operators are happy to assist you with the proper fitting of your hearing aid device.. Cause I really want you to hear me...LOUD AND CLEAR...
I'M NOT PAYING CAR NOTES
I'M NOT PAYING YOUR RENT
I'M NOT SENDING YOU MONEY TO GET YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU KNOW OUT OF JAIL OR PAY A TICKET DUE TOMORROW
I'M NOT PUTTING GAS IN YOUR CAR (you knew when you bought the big %#&@$! car that you needed gas in it!!!)
Ok, that's out the way....
Next....if by some stroke of luck that I do invite you over to my house...it is not good manners to drink an ENTIRE bottle of Belvedere and pass the hell out on my damn couch...STRIKE TWO
ladies, never assume that because he's in a suit or dresses maturely, speaks proper english, appears to be cultured and drives a nice car that he is a GROWN ASS MAN (broad but direct statement)..Ever heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing? hmmm....BINGO
If you don't have YOU together then WE can't be together...
October 10, 2008
Hello, Good morning, Good afternoon!!!! As the world turns!!!! Ya know, I've had some really interesting, yet very comical meetings with some people here. When I say WOW.....I truly mean WOW.
In the same breath, I have met some awesome people as well. That's why you never judge a group based on the antics of one maybe two "rascals". My hat is off to the DRAMA FREE MAN. I knew they existed...You are what we call a GROWN ASS MAN and from the bottom of my heart, I LOVE YOU!!!! there is not another like you!!
Ok, so I think I've hit a mid life crisis or something.....decided to buy a bike, yes a motorcycle..DO NOT GO BACK AND LOOK AT MY AGE....LMAO....these things are AMAZING....I must say that my first lesson didn't go too well...as I lay in the street (no traffic....back street) I realized that you really have to respect these things......or they will disrespect you by leaving you laying in the street with your feet to the sky (nice angle for some) LOL LOL LOL, as I was being lifted off the ground and told to get back on it...I realize that everything is not meant for everyone....then you have those that refuse to be defeated.....THAT WOULD BE MOI.......
One small note before departing....remember this thing we call life is all a game!!! Get your pieces in order before you sit down to play......STRATEGY!!!!
Love you all!!! Have a wonderful weekend!!!
