amills89 What's up? - May 11, 2010 add/view comments (0)

After we sell a couple of machines to Lulu's friends, young Miriam and Valerie, we still have an appointment remaining with one Jean, financial advisor to Valerie.

All we know about Jean is that she is a financial advisor and she has the voice of an ice-cold %#&@$! who has contempt for every other woman in the world and hate for every man. I cannot believe that Jean will actually come in for her appointment. Then again, I did not believe that Jean would make the appointment in the first place.... (continue reading)

After we sell a couple of machines to 'Lulu,' we expect that we will see some of Lulu's friends in, either individually or in a group.

We do get some clients in due to Lulu. However, not exactly Lulu's friends.

We get another call from Lulu and she is ecstatic about her Sybian machines. According to Lulu, the machines are fantastic and they have improved her love life. (I manage to avoid asking her if she dumped Charles and if that might also have been a contributing factor.)

Lulu is a... (continue reading)

After we sell machines to the four ladies that Heather recruited for us we expect more ladies from Heather's group to call.

However, we first get a call from a lady who identifies herself only as 'Lulu.' She has heard some rumors about Heather buying 'some sort of sex machine.

I politely point out to Lulu that we do not discuss our customer's names or any other identifying information about them. However, we do have any number of socially prominent ladies who are satisfied users of our... (continue reading)

After we sell a Sybian machine to Heather, she agrees to finance our operation.

We have several new machines and appointments for several new customers. Better yet, the new customers are rich lady friends of Heather who are pre-sold.

The first batch of new customers are four ladies who want to try the Sybian ride, but have all kinds of doubts and fears. To my never ending surprise, they want to try their first Sybian rides in a group with their husbands watching.

Since there are, in effect... (continue reading)

After then first show starring Nanci, we had people clamoring for appointments. They wanted to come in as singles and in groups.

It was kind of strange. We found that it worked best if I answered the phone for the initial calls number. I would give the caller the facts, the success ratio, even the costs if they insisted. I had a fact sheet and I could make seamless presentations.

Once we got the facts out of the way, we moved into the fantasy realm. I would have the customer talk to Nanci on... (continue reading)

Nanci's show convinced the guy who owned the Sybian machines and the place where we would demonstrate them that we could make money.

I had lined up four couples from my work at the health club. When the guy who owned the Sybian machines wanted in on the sales demo, I knew we had it made.

What I envisioned was four individual demos. To my surprise, the prospective customers wanted it one demo with four couples. I set it up that way. When I checked back, I found out that the reason for the group... (continue reading)