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Funny Jokes
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
11. Good: Your kid gets straight A's
Bad: He's having an affair with the teacher.
Ugly: He's home-schooled.
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Why are BBW'S (big beautiful women) so attractive to some men?
Some men, like myself, just prefer BBW's for many reasons. I once heard the expression "would you rather cleep with a 2X4 or a big teddy bear?" and I personally choose the teddy bear. Plus, BBW's normally have great curves and the 3 B's (boobs, butts, and bellie). Also, back is the medieval times, being "fat" was a sign of wealth. Normally peasants and the lower class people were thin. In that time bigger women were always prefered over thinner ones.
why do some guys like BBW"s so much?
It is just a personal preference. I think the reason why men don't like bigger gals more is because of the socialistic ideals that the advertising and weight loss industries have forced us to believe. Basically that you are not attractive if you are fat. I have see women that are BBW's who have even turned on the men who only prefer the thin gals.
what is the attraction?
Mostly the Big Boobs and Curvy Butts. I just personally don't want to break em.
what makes bbw different from other women of average size?
The is the point. The body of most this gals look very similar (less any tattoo's). BBW's tho are unique. Never more than 2 alike. the purportions may be similar, but never the same. I have been with bbw's and trust me, they are completely different.
Other thoughts:
I don't mean to put anyone down, so don't take offense to any of this answer. I just personally feel that women who are too worried if they are fat or if people think they are fat are spending too much time on that and they normally have no time for anything else. Bigger gals just are fun to be around and care about other thinks like sex, romance, and just getting to know each other. And they don't have to worry about weight.
