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One Flaw In Woman. By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his
sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are
you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered,
"Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely
washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do
everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the
requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the
standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until
tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so
close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour
days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have
made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I
have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or
accomplish." "Will she be able to think asked the angel. The Lord
replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to
reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and
reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you
have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put
too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord
said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You
thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Women
have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry
burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when
they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when
they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what
they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no"
for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go
without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their
children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are
happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break
when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet
they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They
know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in
all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or
e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a
woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope
and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support
to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and
everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS
THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. PLEASE pass this along to all your
women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they
are!!!!!

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