05/04/2011 Mayne, I havent typed commentary in a long time...
Ok, my son is now 2 years old... YAY.. he has the head of a 5 year old (he got that honest though) but that is my heart and joy. He has a wonderful personality. And it is a joy to watch him absorb and learn and explore stuff. It is really neat and I enjoy plucking him when he does something he isnt supposed to do. The look is priceless.
I have been married for 3 years and 2 months and this iiiiish is for the birds. For those who have time lines and are in a rush. PLEASE STOP IT!!! lol... this not for the faint of heart. Marriage is not for everybody... and God knows... I am putting my running shoes on... LET ME FREE!!!!!!
ok enough about me... I just turned 39 on 4/30...WOW i am getting old but I have noticed something. I am getting worse as I get older.
Examples: 1) What is a Twitter? who gives a flying flapjack about what you are doing and what your opinion is, they are like butt holes everybody has one but you don't want me in the bathroom with you when you are taking a dump (well most people dont). Why do you follow what other people are doing? find something for you to do and then you wouldnt be concerned about what other people are doing...
2) I love rap music but it has gone the way of the NOMAD.. in the desert with no water and no oasis. I cant understand anything that they say and I really believe I lost it with the STANKY LEG... but I digress and oh my favorite. Nikki Menage (with the fake BUTT) I am too through, not only can she not rap...SHE HAS A FAKE BUTT!!... WTF? what is next?
3) Sexy broke people will never go out of style... Again you are at the bar buying drinks and gambling with that light bill/rent money.. STOP IT PLEASE!!!
4) Where are the regular people at? and how is it, everybody is getting money in a semi recession? I work everyday... you gotta work for this change.
5) What is up with the wedge heels ladies? they look so uncomfortable and if a pitbull gets behind you...it's a wrap...folks have lost the meaning or understanding of happy median. But again I am slightly aged bama with a lot of opinions, who am I?
6) Quick HIT... Tight iiiiish aint for everybody if your body is shaped like a ill shaped bag of Play-Dooh loosen it up. That is all I have to type.
7) Skinny Jeans, Fellas if you aint skinny, by all means pass on the SJ's I saw a little pudgey fella with a fitted T and some skinny jeans on. Cuzzzo.... Really? your boys should give you a verbal battering for that. Couldnt roll with my boys looked like a stuffed sausage.. I am just saying.
8) Facebook, I was excited to reach out talk to people I hadnt talked to in years but I am hearing that facebook is breaking up marriages and causing fights... WTH? what is the world coming too? cant we all just get along? Enough of my examples for now. I really would like to have some good conversations with people feed my opinions... let me know what you think about life, love and relationships and sports of course. Life is not complete without sports.
***Disclaimer***Yes I am married (hopefully for not much longer) Ladies I don't want anything from you...except some giggles (cause I cant afford you) so please, if i reach out and type something I shouldnt, please delete my message with care and don't curse me because... I LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF... :)
