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My life story...
I am from Columbus, Oh and I am single ....I think I found out why....because the core value of people that I like to deal with aint sh it and I don't see it til it's too late. Don't take offense if it has nothing to do with you...and don't write me a note saying that you are so much better...til I run that good backround check your as s is suspect too!
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What does your birth month reveal about you?
April
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people`s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.
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About me...
*I still like to have a good time
*I am a hopeless romantic with little time on her hands
*I like a warm bed until I kick your @ss out!
*and I like good company untill I kick your @ss! out!
Dislikes...
*Moochers
*People that don`t have anything to offer
*People that don`t have goals or ambitions
*People that are just broke for no reason
*Dirty clothes
*Funky breath
*Fu*ed up hair
*Half %#&@$! notes
*People who are arrogant
*People who don`t think before they speak
*And no I am not going to add your music page
*no I am not going to check out your tracks at BUMDADDY.MYSPACE.COM
*and quit trying to mind fu ck me
Likes...
*People who can understand where I am coming from! And...
I think that`s all. Ohh....
Dumbasses Need Not Apply!
Thank you
XXXOOO
Your name: Ask and I'll tell
Male or Female? Female
Your Age? 25
Sexual Preference? Males and Females alike
Your Assets
Describe yourself (physically): Just look at my pics...LOL
Your favorite body part of your lover is: My big ol' bresteses
Where do you like to feel your lover's mouth the most? All over my body...
Any special names for your parts? NOPE
Describe your downtown haircut (If Any): Shaved
Personal (DON'T LIE)!!
Do you masturbate? HELL YEAH!!!
If so, how often? Every other day, if not every day
Have you ever had sex with a virgin? Yeah, and I feel terrible for turning his azz out
In an ideal relationship, how often should you have sex? Everyday 3-5 times a day at the least...
When was the last time you had sex? it's been awhile
When was the last time you had an orgasm? Today...self induced might I add...
Have you ever had a one night stand? Yeah, but who hasn't?
Have you ever had phone sex? HELL YEAH!
Have you ever had cyber sex? YEP!
Have you ever devoted a whole day to sex? Not yet, but if he wants to I am game...
Do you like the lights on or off? Off I am modest...lol (sad but true)
Do you prefer normal, oral, or anal sex? Normal and oral and damn good at it...
Oral: Giving or Receiving? Both
Do you prefer giving/receiving Blow Jobs or Hand Jobs? Both
Ladies: Do you prefer to have your pus sy eaten or eating pus sy Both
Do you prefer fingering or being fingered? Both
What's your favorite pace? Any pace that will make me come...
How do you like it baby? Anytime, Any place I don't care who's around...
Orgasms & Have You Evers
Have your ever faked an orgasm? Yeah, sorry...
How many times have you came in one sex session? 8 times
Your reaction to an orgasm: Moan, pant, gasp, scream, etc.? Scream and point my toes...
Do you spit or swallow? Spit
Do you like the taste of the opposite sex's come? Only when they eat fruit...it makes it taste sweeter
Have you ever tasted yourself? Hell yeah and my pus is great...
Are you loud during sex? Very
Have you ever watched porn? I have my own collection and can rent some out...
Have you ever watched a live stripper? Yes and yes
Have you ever been a stripper? Only in the privacy of my own home...
Have you ever used toys on yourself? Hell yeah, now that I know how to use them...
Do you like talking during sex? Sometimes...I like to state when I am coming!!!
Have you ever been complimented on your sexual techniques? Yes, and yes again...
Have you ever had sex in a car? Does oral count...but yeah...
If yes, was the car moving? Hell No I am not trying to die...
Have you ever had sex in the water? (pool, ocean, etc.) does the shower count?
Have you ever had sex at work or at school? I had sex with myself at work, that was the best nut ever...
Have you ever used food for sexual purposes? Yes
Have you ever had a threesome or any type of group sex? Not yet...
Have you ever had sex while others were in the room? Yes
Have you ever been caught masturbating? Not yet...
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes
Has anyone ever watched you have sex? If they have, they haven't come forward
Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex? Yes
Have you ever had sex with anyone of the same sex? Yes
Have you ever answered the phone while having sex, and kept going? Yes
Have you ever broken anything while having sex? Not that I can remember...
Describe your best sexual experience:
Describe your biggest fantasy:
Where is the wildest place you've had sex? Sharon Woods park in the day time...
Have you ever had complaints from the neighbors about the noise during sex? Once, but they used to have wild sex all the time...
Have you ever watched a live sex show? No, that's just not right...
Do you look at adult magazines? When they are available to me for free...
Do you ever sleep with your partner in your mouth? Hell no, but I've had it happen to me before...
Take the quiz:
Which liquor is best for you?
Grey Goose
You like to party. Anything that will get you drunk is good and Grey Goose is the sophiscated drink for you. It shows you are willing to pay a lot to get drunk. Drink and party up is your motto. Drink Suggestion: A mixture of Code Blue Gatorade, Hpnotiq, and Grey Goose
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