blactoni Happy New YEAR to all my Bp fam - December 31, 2011 add/view comments (0)

ARNING consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering, when you are not. 2. WARNING consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an %#&@$!. 3. WARNING consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 4. WARNING consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that exlovers are really dying for you to telephone... (continue reading)

Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser as in 500 a.m.. My father had to get up at700 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 925 or so, then ran frantically intohis room, and woke him up yelling John! John! Youoverslept! He was just about out the door before shebroke down and let him in on the joke. A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, I am sorry but we can't... (continue reading)

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