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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello. Mrs. Ward, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible.' 'What do you mean?' asked Mrs. Ward nervously. 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the... (continue reading)

Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.They are both quite startled.The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221. -Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing hiswife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment... (continue reading)

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, 'Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why later.' The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want... (continue reading)