c-mobi

@c-mobi

Since 2002

588 followers

360 following

597 posts

c-mobi@c-mobi • NaN yr

Pastor : 'No condition is permanent'
Poor Man: ‘Amen’
Rich Man: 'God Forbid'

c-mobi@c-mobi • NaN yr

A lady went to the doctor and said:“doctor, my husband’s dick is too long. Whenever he inserts it, it touches my heart.” The doctor says: ok bring him in , i'll operate and make it smaller. The lady says: No..NO..NO!! For What? Just shift my heart up a little!!

c-mobi@c-mobi • NaN yr

Want to make Money on Facebook?.
Go to Account - Settings - Deactivate Account and go to WORK.

c-mobi@c-mobi • NaN yr

ǝuıɟ ʇsnɾ ƃuıʞɹoʍ ǝq oʇ sɯǝǝs ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ 'ʞo s'ʇı ʇnq ǝuoɥd ʎɯ pǝddoɹp ʇsnɾ

c-mobi@c-mobi • NaN yr

'I Need To Talk To You' is the only statement that can make you remember all the bad things you've done in your life.

c-mobi@c-mobi • NaN yr

You gave a deaf man $10million to hide for you and when you returned he had become blind too. How would you ask for your money back?